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✨Wasting time at the happiest places on Earth (okay, but mostly @disneyland)✨

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Just out here living my best #disneylife ✨

#instadisney #disneyland #disneyinsta #disnerd #disneyaddict #disneyadult #disneyparks #magickeyholder #magickey taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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3 years ago

If only I didn’t NEED a job…

Imagine all the hobbies I could do! Like going to Disneyland. Eating at Disneyland. Hanging with friends at Disneyland. Shopping at Disneyland. Walking at Disneyland. Sitting at Disneyland. Avoiding paying my bills at Disneyland.

Endless hobbies, really.

#disneyadult #magickeyholder #disneyparks #disneycreator #disneyaddict taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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24 days ago

I need another full circle tour asap. 😅

How about you? Are you a regular passenger aboard the Disneyland railroad like me? Or do you dislike the calm vibes, cool wind, and burnt smell of bio-diesel?

#disneyadult #disnerd #magickeyholder #disneyparks #disneyaddict taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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a month ago

Days later, and I still can’t believe it.

Probably the top 2 character experiences I’ve had at Disney Parks (the 1st being my interaction with Chewbacca in 2025, that was unreal).

What’s the coolest character experience you’ve had at Disneyland or WDW?

#disneycreator #galaxysedge #lukeskywalker #r2d2 #starwarsland taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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It’s just another Star Wars Sunday.

Well, yesterday was.

Now? It’s just another manic Monday, and I wish it was Sunday. Duh.

#disneyadult #disnerd #magickeyholder #disneyparks galaxysedge used taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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a month ago

For less than $2 a cup + protein. 🤤

Should I make more @disneyland dupes like this? It’s gotta be tropical or summery, tho, cuz I’m no Augtober Disnerd. 🤭

#disneyparks #disneyeats #disneytreats #coldbrew #proffee by @theparkrastinator

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2 months ago

The fragrance of fake butter drenched old carpet 😅

Say it’s not just my nose. But how do they do it, though? It’s such a specific scent! I mean, you can smell it, too, ya?

#disneyadult #disnerd #magickeyholder #mickeyandminniesrunawayrailway #disneyparks taken in Toon Town at Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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“Augtober” is a capitalist scam. 😅

And if you’re all hot & bothered by this, it’s probably because it’s 100 dang degrees outside still because IT IS SUMMERTIME. But sure, go buy all the pink “boo” merch at Emporium this month; Disney will love you for it!

Look, I love Halloween, and I love TNBC, but it’s too early FOR ME for both. I like to celebrate the seasons in their actual seasons. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#disneyadult #disneyparks #thehauntedmansion #disneyaddict #instadisney taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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2 months ago

Leave my house alone, pumpkin king!

Or at least wait until it’s actually fall. But no, we have to turn over this perfectly dank and dusty estate to him and his hokey, hybrid Christmaween crew for 6 whole months!

Why can’t Disneyland wait until the season that’s *actually* between Halloween & Christmas instead? It’s called NOVEMBER! Cuz I want my spooky OG haunted mansion FOR Halloween! 😭

Do you agree or are you a geek for the Skellington freak?

#disneyadult #disnerd #magickeyholder #disneyland #disneyaddict taken in Disneyland by @theparkrastinator

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2 months ago

There’s more than one type of “lost boys”.

These had fangs 🩸

Anyway, I switched from Disney bounding to Broadway bounding back in June and had the most fun dressing up to see not one, not two, not three, but FOUR Broadway shows!

Aided by a super lucky streak in the theatre lottery ticket system, I saw four times as many Broadway shows in one weekend than I had in my entire life up until that point!

The Lost Boys of The Palace Theatre did not disappoint. Incredibly exciting, funny, moving, and @therescues knocked it out of the auditorium with their soundtrack. Unreal! Go see it if you have the chance.

#Parkrastinator #musicals #broadway #impression #annie taken in Midtown Manhattan by @theparkrastinator

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2 months ago

Aroma-mating…👃🏰

Tell me: Which smells of Disneyland entice & intoxicate you? 😅

#disneyadult #disnerd #disneyparks #disneyaddict #instadisney by @theparkrastinator

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3 months ago

This burger needed more tuh’mater.

#disneyland #disneyparks #disneyfood #disneycalifornia #magickeyholder taken in Disney California Adventure Park by @theparkrastinator

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