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Xander Beltran

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Can anybody relate? #mixed #mexican #latino #comedy #funny by @thisguyfunnyman

Bend, Oregon!! We’re a little over 2 weeks out from my show @craftkitchenandbrewery on November 7th. I have a bunch of new jokes and stories since my last time in town and I can’t wait to share them with you.

If you’re not familiar with my work, go ahead and check out my reels or look me up on YouTube where I have 2 specials. My comedy is silly and smart, relatable and vulnerable.

Put a couple clips in the post for you to peruse to see if ya like my style. Tickets are only $15 right now. Grab ‘em and come have some fun!

#standupcomedy #comedyshow #thingstodoinbend #bend #bendoregon by @thisguyfunnyman

Boise, Idaho! I will be headlining one night only @the.comedy.lounge next Wednesday November 11th. Will be my first time at this gorgeous venue and I can’t wait to get silly with all you Idahoans! Gonna be a great time, grab your tickets and let’s have some fun. #standupcomedy #boise #thisisboise #boisecomedy #boisenightlife by @thisguyfunnyman

Distance makes the heart grow fonder

I’m on tour:

Hosting SICC in Seattle 11/4 and 5 at Laughs and Unexpected Productions

Headlining Craft Kitchen in Bend, OR 11/7

Headlining Cowboy Room Comedy 11/10

Headlining Helena Comedy Festival 11/12

Headlining Mic Drop Chandler 11/19

Featuring at Laffs Tucson 11/20-21

All my dates on the pinned post on my page. Request your city with the beacon link. 2 specials on YouTube. All in my bio.

#standupcomedy #comedian #crowdwork #marriage #couples by @thisguyfunnyman

Well that’s convenient. 2 specials on YouTube, request your city for tours in my bio w/ beacon link and Linktree for all show tix #standupcomedy #crowdwork #couples #dating #ontour by @thisguyfunnyman

Get those tickets now!

We are kicking off the 2026 Seattle international comedy competition with one of our favorite finalists. @thisguyfunnyman by @thisguyfunnyman

BOISE, IDAHO!! I will be in your city telling jokes on November 10th @westerncollectivebeer w/ @cowboyroomcomedy ! I have lots of new bits since my last show here and I put some jokes in the post you can check out to see if you dig my vibe :) tix in my bio share with Boise friends pls 🤞🏼 #standupcomedy #boise #thisisboise #boisenightlife #boiseidaho by @thisguyfunnyman

West side!! I’m touring the western United States this fall and I’d love for you to come see me. Links up soon in my bio if not just google my name and the venue and you’ll find them. Starts tonight in Medford @curtaincallcollective_medford and I’d love for you to come #standupcomedy #comedian #falltour #xanderbeltran #xanderbeltrancomedy by @thisguyfunnyman

Hey gang!! Got a few fun things coming up:

1. At 1:30 pm today my episode of “Like It Or Not” airs on Fox2 KTVU w/ Sal Castaneda and I was lucky enough to have the very funny Emily Van Dyke and Paul Conyers on the panel with me!

You can watch on the Fox Local App anywhere 🤟🏼

2. This Friday I’ll be headlining Alameda Brewing Co. Xander Beltran Headlines Alameda Brewing Company at 8 pm. I have new material, some fun improv games I’ll play with the audience and some great openers.

3. I was recently interviewed by the NY Times and I’ll have the link for the article in my comments.

4. This Saturday I’ll be featuring at Rolling Hills Casino and Resort in Corning, CA

5. I’m headlining The Factory Bar in Richmond on October 2nd.

6. I’ll be announcing a new fall tour of the Pacific Northwest in cording Montana Utah and Arizona next Monday.

I love standup comedy so gd much. What a beautiful life. Thank God I didn’t give up and shouts out to our heavenly homie Kabir Kabeezy Singh for making sure I didn’t by encouraging me and helping me. Miss you papa 💙 by @thisguyfunnyman

“You gotta keep it clean, kid.”

The 50th SFCC kicked off night one of the finals at the Senior Living Community of Rossmoor in Walnut Creek for a “sold out” show.

Hosted by former semi-finalist the very funny, Xander Beltran.

Our Top 5 handled this challenge of doing tv clean sets for a crowd of retirees with good humor and poise and here’s how it shook out.

Top 5 Finals Night One Ranking Rossmoor, Walnut Creek

1. Jake Sullivan
2. Emily Van Dyke
3. Paul Conyers
4. Terrell “Big T” Butler
5. Jay Rich

Congrats to our Finalists, make sure you follow the page to stay up to date with the results and come see them live tonight at the Clark Center in Arroyo Grande, Saturday at the Marin Showcase Theater for 2 shows and Sunday at our Finale in San Francisco at Club Fugazi

#sfcc50th #sfcomedycompetition #bayareacomedy #standupcomedy #sfcomedy by @thisguyfunnyman

Alameda! I’m headlining one night only @alamedabrewingco on October 2nd! 8 pm show. Doors at 7. The great @kaiser.leib will be opening. It’s gonna be a great time and right now tickets are only $15 for early birds. Link is in my bio. Come have some fun! #standupcomedy #livecomedyshow #alameda #alamedacomedy #thingstodoinalameda by @thisguyfunnyman

San Francisco! I’m back for one night only and I’m performing with a live band @clubfugazisf this Wednesday at 8:30 pm. You can use promo code BESTIES15 for 15% off at check out. Come have some fun! #standupcomedy #sfcomedy #musicalcomedy #sfnightlife #northbeach by @thisguyfunnyman