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@thisisnot_scott

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Co Producer of @dressedtokillcomedy and @stoneybaloneyproductions

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Had a blast sugar roasting my good friend @_illuminaudrey_ during @rumbleattheromo at @romoroomatx hosted by @zacbogus

#enjoythetrip #atx #comedy #atxcomedy #rumbleatromo #sugar #roast #yeast #feast #yankeecandle #thisisnotahashtag #funny #standup #video #roastbattle by @thisisnot_scott

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5 years ago

I meant it
#EnjoyTheTrip #comedy #reels by @thisisnot_scott

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3 years ago

I don't even know who I am anymore
Audience member: "Jesus!"
Me:

#EnjoyTheTrip #comedy #reels #viral #psychedelics #shakedownstreet #gratefuldead #lookalikes #football
#nfl #silenceofthelambs

@gratefuldead
@deadandcompany
@nickelback
@tlawrence16 by @thisisnot_scott

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2 years ago

Do you also suffer from an anthropomorphic fence thats begging to be mended? Then call me!

512-553-9663 ☎️

#landscape #reel #fence #personification #aurafarming taken in Austin, Texas by @thisisnot_scott

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I challenge you to make a more convincing argument

#nfl #comedy #mnf #watchparty #streaming taken in Austin, Texas by @thisisnot_scott

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The tree was a sapling when he started the song @rush

#comedy #rush #rock #atx #date taken in Laguna Gloria by @thisisnot_scott

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3 days ago

You have 3 options, but can only select two. Choose wisely. I love you =]

#nfl #SanAntonio #comedy #dressedtokill #reel taken in Austin, Texas by @thisisnot_scott

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San Antonio, get those suits and dresses ready! 🍸🎙️

Dressed to Kill is back at Riot Riverwalk this Thursday, 9/24, for another hilarious evening of comedy, cocktails, and classy chaos.

See some of the best comics in Texas put on their finest attire and serve up some tasty punchlines.

🥂 Dress sharp. Drink well. Laugh hard.

🎟️ Tickets available in our bio!

📷: @_michaelwjones_ by @thisisnot_scott

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We’re not THAT mean about it…but also, you get what you pay for 😅 We proudly offer services that are backed by 20+ years of experience. We’re a small company that works hard to get you the best final product possible, and we build things that are meant to last. We can work with you on any ideas or timelines that make sense — but you gotta give us a DM or call! 🤠

Shoot us a message on here, or give us a call at (512) 563-9663 if you need lawn care, tree removal, homestead builds or maintenance, yard design, fence repair, or deck building help 🙌

#bluecollar #treework #centraltexas #landscaping #homestead taken in Austin, Texas by @thisisnot_scott

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I absolutely LOVE #mullein and I was stoked to figure out it’s literally all over my parents’ property 🙌 no more buying tinctures of this stuff for me — let’s forage & make some together!

FULL DISCLOSURE WE ARE STILL LEARNING so if anyone is a pro out there and can tell me if we can use the first round of tinctures with how the flower buds looked…that would be great 😂 to make sure I’m stocked / safe for flu season, I made a second round of mullein tinctures with JUST leaves I harvested more recently than these videos of the stalks. First round of tinctures was unopened buds, flowers, and a few leaves.

Mullein is great for respiratory health and works as a natural expectorant. I just throw some of the tincture in an electrolyte drink when I feel I need it. 🙌

We’re having a ton of fun learning about the native plants in Texas and how to better tend to the land / help it thrive 🙏

#foraging #centraltexas #westtexas #herbs taken in Texas by @thisisnot_scott

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12 days ago

Old man take a look at my life 🎶

#nflmemes #billsmafia #lions #giants #rams by @thisisnot_scott

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13 days ago

Turn on, tune in, drop out EVERY MONDAY 7PM CST

#nfl #commentary #livestream #funny #atxcomedy taken in Austin, Texas by @thisisnot_scott

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