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you heard it from caden himself! by @tmzblitzball

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SHOCKING revelations in the Blitzball world after @tents.world @trentswrld3 has came out as jewish! taken in Tel Aviv, Israel by @tmzblitzball

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After Adam Knudsen retired from blitzball on short notice back in january of 2026, Adam was spotted just recently playing in a W****le ball tournament, judging the question, is Adam Knudsen a Blitzball tyrant?? To decide adam’s punishment, the God of blitzball and the current head of Intergalactic Blitzball Operations, Yoder Sartain Severino, will decide on his punishment with his current cabinet Joe M, Gabe Horn, Dill Doe, Gabe itch, Caden Fartain, and Quinn Meyers. (per @blitzball_barstool & @notquinnmyers )The Current proposal is that adam is transported to a universe where neither Blitzball or W***le ball exist, but rather ONLY swerveball exists, so that adams only option to play plastic baseball is with the worst plastic ball and plastic sport ever created. what are yalls thoughts on the matter?? by @tmzblitzball

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hi by @tmzblitzball

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3 days ago

HUGE MIX UP!!! 🤯 After @nickmason1029 announces that his team, Bombers Blitzball boarded their aircraft on the way to the 2024 Blitzball World series, the entire airline EXPLODED into screams of terror! nick and the rest of his crew joined in as they immediately knew they were cooked. by @tmzblitzball

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Henry Justass LEAKED footage of him throwing to his new teammate who was NEVER played blitzball, and he got taken DEEP! Henry Justass is OFFICIALLY WASHED!!! by @tmzblitzball

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@sherlockranked will engage @andrew.ryan6 in an in-depth discussion examining the multifaceted geopolitical implications of cyber warfare and election interference. Their conversation will explore how state-sponsored cyber operations, sophisticated disinformation campaigns, and emerging technologies have transformed the landscape of national security and democratic governance. Andrew Ryan will provide critical analysis on the strategic motivations behind cyberattacks targeting electoral systems, the vulnerabilities of modern democracies to foreign influence, and the evolving challenges policymakers face in safeguarding the integrity of elections. The interview will also evaluate the broader international ramifications of cyber conflict, emphasizing the delicate balance between cybersecurity, civil liberties, and geopolitical stability in an increasingly interconnected world. by @tmzblitzball

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3 months ago

jackass dosent know how to work camera #jackass by @tmzblitzball

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🚨JACKASS HAIRCUT ALERT🚨#2! for @achampeny
we have a JACKASS HAIRCUT with our alex champeny here, he appears to have gotten a bleach buzz with gay ass pink stars in his hair also. alex was attempting to aura mog like pete crow armstrong but then attempted to drive off of a bridge after he realized he was not PCA and looked retarded. this is alex’s SECOND jackass haircut alert!!! WOW this guy does NOT know what the FUCK he is doing with his hair!!!!! taken in Jackass by @tmzblitzball

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3 months ago

🚨 BLITZBALL X NHL 🚨

The San Jose Sharks have signed defenseman Spencer Chrisinger to an entry-level contract.

After four standout seasons with the South Central Navigators, the dependable right-shot blueliner is taking the next step in his hockey journey. Known for his shutdown defense, physical presence, and relentless compete level, Chrisinger now begins his pursuit of NHL success in San Jose.

Congratulations, Spencer! 🦈🏒

#SJSharks #NHL #tmzblitzball #WisconsinHockey #SouthCentralNavigators taken in San Jose, California by @tmzblitzball

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3 months ago

ASS DERBY

Watch the FUCKS of Blitzball square off in a ASS GROUNDBALL SCRIMMAGE. These hitters have worked very hard at being total ASS.

List of contestants ⬇️
- Henry JustASS
- Whitaker “Eye of Rah” Retareyes (also muted bc he doesn’t shut the fuck up when someone throws a ball even though he can’t hit or pitch)
- Tent Severino
- Dalton Feely
- Kollin “MR. JACKASS” Stone (probably will bitch a lot)
- Joe Random from TBL

#TMobileAssDerby starts coverage at 6:99 PM ET on @mlbonfax!

#assderby2026 taken in Minot, North Dakota by @tmzblitzball

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3 months ago

NEW AND INTRODUCED BLITZBALL LEAGUE
welcome fans to the all new TMZ blitzball league, where we will be releasing a new team roster every day.
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team 1: team jew
team 2: team jackass
team 3: team chud
team 4: team sped
team 5: team bigfucks
team 6: team miners
team 7: team gay
team 8: team minority
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SUBMIT PLAYERS FOR TEAMS IN MY DMS!!! by @tmzblitzball

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