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Asshole.Well-Fed Troll.Raconteur. Dude.
photographer, Earthbound human.
bassist @aseptic_technique

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What happens next?? Be sure to come to our (first ever) show in one week on Oct 9 @fubar_lounge_stl to see for yourself!

It's gonna' be an extremely unique lineup of NOTHING BUT two-piece metal bands, featuring:

@monolithicarchitecture
@belmura.band
@granitegoliath

Aseptic Technique band; wash your hands! by @turtle.bait

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2 days ago

🎉 are you a sweaty bastard like me?
Is your tRender neck finish thick as molasses and twice as slow?

SAND THAT SHIT OFF!

also - maybe don't issue C&D and product destruction orders to small scale luthiers which run circles around your fancy, multi-million dollar CNC production-line instruments?

❤️I love my guitar tech. ❤️
Buy local. Support local. by @turtle.bait

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4 days ago

We wrote a song about ditching the screen addiction and going the fuck outside.

Anyway, here's some footage of lead mine waste flowing into our streams.
{don't worry - it's legal... somehow...}
Happy fall, y'all!

Aseptic Technique band; wash your hands! by @turtle.bait

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5 days ago

DIY 'til ya' die!

Slapping out some shirts'n'shit for @aseptic_technique band.

Wanna' support the band? Come out to our (first) show on Oct 9 @ Fubar Lounge StL! Wanna' support my aching back? Buy a shirt :D :D :D by @turtle.bait

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6 days ago

Two weeks out! Friday Oct 9th @ @fubar_lounge_stl: Doom Duos night!
A show of hard and heavy two-piece bands determined to prove that less is more!

You don't want to miss this unique lineup!
Featuring some of the midwest's finest in drudge and doom music duos:

@aseptic_technique , SEMO deathgrind
@monolithicarchitecture , Detroit Mi doom
@belmura.band , KCMO hard rock
@granitegoliath , STLMO doom taken in Fubar Saint Louis by @turtle.bait

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7 days ago

Hard at work in the grind mines;
dredging up some sludge
to pummel the unwary.
Aseptic Technique band - dirty music for clean hands.

This is a song about meeting god and asking him to wipe your ass - spoiler alert: he won't do it. by @turtle.bait

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10 days ago

State Media is the best media, Just ask North Korea. Journalistic objectivity? Fuck'em! Freedom of the press? Fuck them! Trust, economic freedom, civil & political rights? You bet'cha: fuck those, too.

1000% approval rate country number one! by @turtle.bait

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12 days ago

Aseptic Technique band ; we swear like sailors and, yes, as a matter of fact, Bob has been banned from at least one store for his fucking profundity and pedantic fuckery - not least of which includes a little fuckin' profanity.

Aseptic Technique band encourages everybody to fuck around and find the fuck out, but please for fucks' sake:

Wash your fucking hands! by @turtle.bait

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13 days ago

Aseptic Technique band is about a lot of things:

joy,
anger,
grief,
guilt,
despair,
despondence,
hope,
aspiration,
disgust,
washing your damned hands,
whimsy,
pessimism,
fear,
loathing,
passion,
the human urge to release, to create, to connect and share.

We play disgusting, heavy music because our souls, without an outlet, would become a reflection of the darkness inherent to the world, rather than a beacon of our inner light.

We project anger, hostility, and brutal emotional turmoil because deep down, we really just wanna' dance with y'all.

Won't you come dance with us? by @turtle.bait

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16 days ago

Aseptic Technique band are playing out!

OCT 9 @ Fubar Lounge StL.

Doom Duos - a night of two-piece metal bands! Featuring some of the Midwest's finest doom, sludge, and roll.

Aseptic Technique band - wash your hands. by @turtle.bait

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17 days ago

Doom, death, & grind - dragged into the light and beaten before a live, paying audience.

be sure to follow my band: @aseptic_technique .
Our first show is Oct 9th @ FUBAR LOUNGE StL. We'd love to see y'all there!

Throw horns, throw fruit, throw up - just show up. by @turtle.bait

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19 days ago

Thanks to the great @turtle.bait for these shots by @turtle.bait

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21 days ago