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Sharlene King

@typodactyl

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Be crime, do gay ✌️• 💛 vintage Hondas, 2A, silly and serious gooses • 🇹🇼🏳️‍🌈 • was born in NYC / gonna die in CHI

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Protect ya neck and #diversifyyobonds because cash rules everything around me except when other asset classes provide higher risk-adjusted yields. .
.📸: @chickenchicago .👕: @wu_tang_financial by @typodactyl

Finally got a spoiler for my car. #hondacivic #efsedan #tuner #jdmdaily #shitbox by @typodactyl

Everyone used #lensa to make weird selfies, I used it to make this photo painterly so I can print it very large and frame my favorite #chicagocubs versus #whitesox fight ever. by @typodactyl

We love a cheap ass #SapphicDive night at a dog-friendly bar. Thanks everyone for coming! Tag yourself cause I don’t know everyone’s handle! by @typodactyl

Go fast, don’t die, pick up dishwasher soap. by @typodactyl

Busy autumn doing autumn shit.

1: went to the apple orchard
2: helped break apart a couch
3: a lot of night rides with the motorcycle
4: chilis has a sandwich that is a tendie and mozz stick
5: looking at friends when they were babies
6: cheeseburger saw Oliver
7: the white Sox got creamed
8: read a lot of poems
9: admired a lot of chard
10: found my motorcycle‘s cousins
11: monarchs fell on the beach by @typodactyl

Come to The Sovereign for #SapphicDive night!

✅ Cheap drinks
✅ Mixed CDs on a jukebox
✅ Back alley cigarettes with a cute stranger who needs a light

❎ Cover charges

There will be candy and enamel pins for costumes!

#chicagoqueer #queerevents #chicago #divebar by @typodactyl

Everyone needs a butch lesbian in their life at least for the tools. by @typodactyl

I made a flier without AI and you should buy me a cheap drink while we scream sing Bobby Caldwell on the jukebox at Sovereign.

Sovereign is a real dive bar and not a neighborhood cocktail bar with Christmas lights. Also dog friendly.

#chicago #gaychicago #chicagoevents #divebar by @typodactyl

What I’ve been eating all summer:

1/12 smoked pork shoulder. Made this for the block party.

What I’ve been eating all summer:

2/12 roasted corn salsa with calamansi instead of lime. Bless the Philippines for this delightful fruit.

What I’ve been eating all summer:

3/12 making my own boba milk tea with cinnamon, molasses, and buckwheat honey.

What I’ve been eating all summer:

4/12 making saag so I can eat leafy greens without big poops

What I’ve been eating all summer:

5/12 gambas al ajillo to celebrate the World Cup

What I’ve been eating all summer:

6/12 beautiful burrata everywhere with roasted tomato jam

What I’ve been eating all summer:

7/12 chicken charga: Pakistani chickpea battered fried chicken covered in fresh herbs and peppers

What I’ve been eating all summer:

8/12 ina Mae’s snowball makes me miss New Orleans

What I’ve been eating all summer:

9/12 instead of lettuce, just using herbs. Dill, cilantro, and mint are so good on sandwiches. Just trust me

What I’ve been eating all summer:

10/12 the best tacos al pastor in Chicago

What I’ve been eating all summer:

11/12 pickle and mortadella pizza for the wicked

What I’ve been eating all summer:

12/12 jammy as hell eggs before the recall by @typodactyl

https://www.iqair.com/newsroom/how-to-protect-yourself-from-wildfire-smoke

Some banger snippets from your favorite Swiss air quality company. Things I learned:

- you can get bacterial or fungal infections from smoke
- symptoms of smoke poisoning can take 24-48 hours
- can be absorbed into your bloodstream
- shouldn’t walk your dog (quick potty breaks only)

This is the new normal. 4th year in a row Chicago has had poisonous fire air. If you can, might as well invest in solid air purifiers and n95 masks.

#climatecrisis #chicago #wildfireseason by @typodactyl

The storms yesterday knocked out the power on my street for 3 hours. @catcity_o couldn’t bear the heat so we had a summer-teen A/C consumerist hunt.

1 B Dubs to redeem over due rewards and hang out with divorced dads
2 patriotic booze that tasted like a melted Bomb Pop.
3 Saw the musical. Honestly one of the best theater things I’ve ever seen.
4 Amanda Young still had a bear trap and it was super gay
5 picked up bravery meds for 🍔
6 Cass bought me a nerf football (not shown is a boogie board with a duck on it)
7 had a coconut cherry shaved ice that left my tongue blood red
8 got Mexico gear for Sunday because FCK ENGLAND.

But seriously, they can suck some boiled potatoes. by @typodactyl