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That’s the face of a man watching his entire family get written out of the will.

Unfortunately, I’m just doing curls. All this fucking anguish because I want to look slightly more threatening holding a grocery bag.

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8 hours ago

The dumbbells are organized by weight. Then there’s you, filed under “in the fucking way.”

You picked up two and somehow took forty out of circulation.

I’m impressed. Usually it takes a gym renovation to inconvenience this many people.

#tyryannosaurusflex #gymhumor #gymetiquette #bodybuilding #darkhumor taken in Kingwood, TX by @tyryannosaurusflex

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My shirt says “Born 2 Bulk.” Now it’s trying to back out of the fucking agreement.

The seams are separating. The tag is digging my grave. Apparently everyone supported my growth until it became their problem.

I’ll buy a bigger shirt when this one dies. We’re not raising quitters.

#tyryannosaurusflex #bodybuilding #bulkingseason #gymhumor #darkhumor taken in Kingwood, TX by @tyryannosaurusflex

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6 days ago

Off-season update. Up roughly 25 pounds since the show.

Proud of what we brought to the stage. Still plenty I want to improve.

This phase takes a different kind of patience: following the plan, putting the work in, and letting my physique change while we build toward something better.

The goal is to bring more muscle and a more complete physique the next time I compete. That takes more than watching the scale climb.

For now, the meals are bigger, the shirts are tighter, and a few seams have died in the line of duty.

More work to do.

#tyryannosaurusflex #offseason #bodybuilding #physiqueupdate #npcbodybuilding taken in Prime Iron Gym by @tyryannosaurusflex

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7 days ago

Some people go to therapy to work through their emotional baggage.

I just keep adding plates until my problems become secondary to the possibility of a catastrophic pec tear.

Is it healthy? Probably not.

But apparently having tits big enough to require their own fucking zip code gets you more attention than having feelings.

Personal growth comes in many forms. Mine just requires a spotter.

#gymhumor #bodybuilding #darkhumor #gymreels #tyryannosaurusflex taken in Prime Iron Gym by @tyryannosaurusflex

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8 days ago

Built like I should intimidate people. Seated like I’m waiting for someone to cut my chicken nuggets.

Nothing humbles you quite like having grown-man muscle and “does your mommy know you’re here?” leg clearance.

Bring me the fucking booster seat. I have adult problems and a toddler’s relationship with the floor.

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10 days ago

The label says “do not exceed.”

Adorable. My supplements think they’re in charge.

If my heart has concerns, it can bring them up during its annual performance review. Right now, we’re discussing its lack of ambition.

#tyryannosaurusflex #gymhumor #preworkout #bodybuilding #darkhumor taken in Kingwood, TX by @tyryannosaurusflex

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12 days ago

Some people work on themselves.

I chose a more practical route and just made myself harder to ignore.

Still cheaper than therapy.
Still more socially acceptable than a public breakdown.
And the pump lasts longer than personal growth ever did.

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17 days ago

My recovery score is low, my resting heart rate is concerning, and several internal departments have requested an emergency meeting.

Unfortunately, none of them have seniority over chest day.

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19 days ago

Offseason physique update.

Still growing.
Still eating.
Still pretending these pants were a reasonable decision.

At this point I’m not sure if I’m building a physique or slowly becoming the final boss of a questionable nightclub.

Either way, progress is progress.

#bodybuilding #offseasonbodybuilding #gymhumor #physiqueupdate #tyryannosaurusflex taken in Prime Iron Gym by @tyryannosaurusflex

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19 days ago

Rear delts are coming along.

Emotional stability is still waiting on backorder.

At least one of those responds well to progressive overload.

Priorities.

#bodybuildinghumor #gymhumor #rear delts #bodybuilding #tyryannosaurusflex taken in Prime Iron Gym by @tyryannosaurusflex

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19 days ago

If you leave your weights out, I’m not assuming you forgot.

I’m assuming this is just the adult version of every teacher writing “does not follow directions” on your report card.

You probably leave shopping carts in parking spaces, laundry in the dryer for three days, and emotional baggage in every relationship you’ve ever had.

Reracking a 45 isn’t hard.

Which is kind of the problem.

Because if this is where your standards collapse, I can only imagine what the rest of your life looks like.

Rerack your fucking weights.

At some point, being a burden stops being a personality trait and starts becoming a public service issue.

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20 days ago