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Summertime fine🌺☀️ taken in Nassau, Bahamas by @uberlycoolio

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2 months ago

Talk thirty to me🥂
Thirty, flirty, and thriving🤩
Dirty thirty🎂
Flirty thirty 💖

BITCH I’M 30🥳Thank you to everyone who celebrated with me! I had a timeeeee! I can’t wait to see what this new decade has in store for me and truly embody my 30s! #TeedieSeason by @uberlycoolio

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2 years ago

“You my friend would be da belle of da ball.”- Prison Mike💐🏅
#NOETA2023 taken in The Ritz-Carlton, New Orleans by @uberlycoolio

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3 years ago

I been runnin the summer☢️ #OctaneTour taken in Denver, Colorado by @uberlycoolio

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16 days ago

This is 32🥳Happy birthday to me! 31 wasn’t for the weak🫩I started a new job at a new school, and that was such a learning curve for me. I had an emergency surgery, and had an additional health scare. Friendship dynamics changed. Girllllllll 31 was A LOT, but in the midst of it all God prevailed!

I declare that this year around the sun will be one rooted in triumph in ALL WAYS! The way I’ve been celebrating is an indication that this year will be AMAZING! I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32🥳❤️🎂#OohOohThat32 by @uberlycoolio

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It’s a Uptown Holiday3️⃣💛 taken in Shakespeare Park by @uberlycoolio

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4 months ago

What Faith said? “6 years…5 months, that’s how long we’ve been having this thing we got “😩😂❤️I’ve been tweaking to use this song because January 26, 2026 we made 6!

I can’t lie, this anniversary wasn’t a typical one. It started kinda shitty and we had a huge argument. But what made it different and confirmed what I believe about us is that it didn’t stay that way. I was planning on not talking to her for a longgggggg time( IYKYK I can hold a grudge for a lifetime😂). But even in my stubbornness Jasmine made sure I knew I was loved unconditionally. She surprised me with getting these pics framed for our home and getting me my fav flowers. We talked about how we felt and were able to makeup. She made sure our anniversary didn’t end how it started. If it was up to me, we probably wouldn’t have talked until March…I still have a lot of growing and maturing to do🫠😂She’s one of the main reasons we’ve made it to 6! If it wasn’t for her consistency, unconditional love, and belief that we could overcome any adversity, who knows where we will be.

Her love is so gentle, kind, and unwavering. She’s the legit the ying to my yang. The calm to my storm. The neurotypical to my neurodivergent😂 To have someone completely and wholeheartedly in your corner no matter what is a feeling I wish all ppl felt. I’m so lucky I get to love her and have her love me🪻🌻

As Faith also said, “Every moment hasn’t been perfect, but still when it’s perfect it feels like we’re the only two people who have something real.” It ain’t perfect, but it’s worth it. I love you soooooooo much Jasmine❤️Happy 6 yrs to us! Lawddd I might marry this girl 🥴😂❤️ by @uberlycoolio

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6 months ago

New hair, who dis? 👩🏾‍🦲🫶🏾 taken in 6th Ward by @uberlycoolio

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6 months ago

A great Christmas it was 🎄✝️ #Christmas2025 by @uberlycoolio

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7 months ago

🌻🧡 taken in Breakwater Park by @uberlycoolio

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7 months ago

She’s just a little too perfect✨ by @uberlycoolio

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8 months ago

I kinda wanna do summer again😊☀️#SummerDump by @uberlycoolio

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10 months ago