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I know a lot of you will go for the $10 million, but I will rather go back to age 6 with all the knowledge I have now.

Red pill for me!

That way, I have enough knowledge about the typhoid fever that k!lled my older brother, and prevent the very first death that happened in our family.

Also use the knowledge I have to prevent both popsie's and Momsie's death from high blood pressure and prostate cancer.

The same applies to my sisters, other relatives and friends. by @ufomma

To think that this boy didn't use to like money but ever since he opened this Opay account, he has been looking for money like Dangote.

Ordinary Bolt that I asked him to pay for the other day, wey na him use go basketball practice o, na since that time e begin harrass me for him money like runs girl.

Na wa o by @ufomma

All the Joyce that I know are very stubborn people sha!

See how she is making uncle to finish all the English he learnt in brighter grammar.

Dear ladies, please stop frustrating your husband's like this abeg. by @ufomma

Nothing much, just pictures showing how I am everytime a certain man is around 😅😂

4th time warning him this week not to make me chöke on food cos my mama love me too much abeggg 🤣

Anyways let me give credit to whom credit is due for the pictures-So… 📸 by @ufomma but (the movement ones were by Jojo when we picked them up from school)

I LOVE MY MEN 🥹🥰❤️
And I love you that shall be engaging on this post 😁🤩

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#MaryDogun
#BlenderBoss
#MakingMemories
#IntentionalLiving
#Smile JesusLovesYou by @ufomma

If you ask 10 Christians for the name of the fruit that Adam & Eve ate in the Garden, without even thinking about it, 9 of them will say "apple", even though the bible didn't mention any fruit specifically.

It is the same way we have been brought up to say God's time is the best even though there is no verse or chapter like that in the bible.

The most ridiculous one is the "Hebrew women birth" that has claimed the lives of a lot of women during child birth because they claim they want to give birth like the Hebrew women and not through CS.

Meanwhile, the whole Hebrew women story was fabricated by the midwives to deceive satan and never actually occurred.

All it shows is that you people just pretend to be Christians without actually reading the bible. by @ufomma

Out of the abundance of the heart...... by @ufomma

See this yeye Chinese guy trying to impress us with technology, as if we care.

We wey get revival?

Make e get out bo

@ehhllyys by @ufomma

You need people like me, to make you feel good about yourselves. by @ufomma

God of "I better pass my neighbour"!

Na wa! by @ufomma

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY KING, MY LOVE, MY WONDER AND HERO!!!

Yesss..., a true hero in every sense of the word 🙌

This year, I’m more in awe of you than I’d ever been!

Surface of life!
The wise one!
The mover and shakerrrr 🤐😂🙌

I celebrate you today especially even though I celebrate you every single day.

When I count my blessings I count you over and over and I’ll continue to bless the day you walked up to me in 2001 and said psssss, what’s that your name again 👀😳

I remember I was 19 years old and very young, naive and shy so I ran and kept running for almost 2 years cos wetin concern Deeper Life girl with this huge cultïst wey people the always gather around 🙆🏻‍♀️🫣

Owoicho Adam!!

Thank God and thank you for persisting... harma throwing in plenty English I’d never heard prior to that year...

You’re veryyyy dependable, reliable and everything even more than I saw in my dad and wished for myself.

You inspire me daily!

Thank you for allllll you’re teaching me and (us your Facebook fans and henemies even tho they’ll say na lie 😂)

My number one cheerleader! Oh, the SURFACE on which my Blender balances smoothly to run efficiently 🥺🙌

Thank you for making my life beautiful!
Thank you for making my life easy!
Thank you for making my life joyful!
Thank you for making my life eventful, adventurous and full of laughter 😂
Thank you for making my life meaningful!

Above all, I’M VERY GRATEFUL TO GOD THAT WE’RE HERE TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER 40 YEARS IF NOT MORE 😉

I love you now and always!!

Happy Birthday my ONE TRUE LOVE 💘❤️ by @ufomma

That’s how we have an over 6’1 15 year old now even tho I still want him to stay my baby forever 🥺😭

God abegggg! Does it mean sometime veryyyy soon somebody will be making him blush and smile more than I do? Oh chimmmm 🥺😫😄

Anywayysss, Jason’s birthday was on the 5th and he wanted a Skate Party with his friends and that we did, and boyyyyy was it fun and lotssss of heart racing (cos all these ajebo children sabi fear too much), plentyyy falls and lots and lotsssss of laughter 🎉🎉🤣🎊🥳

It’s been 15 years of immense love, pure joy, pride and humor and I couldn’t be more thankful to God for giving us such a sweet heart who’s so kind, humble, obedient, stress free, strong, effortlessly smart, brilliant and intelligent all in one, quick on his toes, definitely a great basketballer, never follows the crowd, fashionable, and one of the best kids his age I know!

Our dear Enejo Efemena, we’re so proud of you and we’re so happy to see the man you’re becoming.

Never dim your light cos you’re a city set on the hill my guy!

Love love love you forever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 by @ufomma

I showed this video to our sons and asked what they would have done in this situation, and was very proud when they both said they would work away because the fight doesn't make mathematical sense.

A woman that truly loves you, will never ask you to defend her honour in a fight that has you grossly outmatched.

Also, na your yansh dem press and not mine. Why then am I fighting them on your behalf, when you too can do the fighting yourself to defend your own yansh? If she feels so strongly about it, make she kuku fight the fight na.

This has very little to do with defending her honour, but she is looking for someone to be beaten on her behalf so her pride can be restored.

Remember gentlemen, whether you are driving, walking or at a bar, the long term plan is to get home safely. Don't allow any daughter of Jezebel to make you spend money you don't have on treatment you didn't need to begin with by @ufomma