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Not a garage sale but willing to sell or trade. Dm me an offer

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Toy Machine - Ed Templeton; The People’s Champ. by @uselesswooden

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Toy Machine - 1st set Monsters by @seancliver - 2nd set is Andrew Reynolds by @ed.templeton - 3rd set Is some classic Fist of Fury boards by @thedonnymiller - 4th set, Skateboard Ultraviolence and classic Robot. Absolutely no clue who did the art on those. taken in Planet Earth by @uselesswooden

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Toy Machine- 1998- Bam Margera. “The plan is this, his name Wall-Man. The leader of the squad is Wall-Man. Nobody can touch him on this video tape. Can’t touch the man, because the boy is bad, I’m telling you. Bad boy. He’s bad, he’s good. That’s all there is to it. I’m not saying the rest of them ain’t good, all of them is good, but him, I think he’s the best out the bunch. We want Wall-Man. We want Wall-Man and the crew. They all good but, you can’t touch Wall-Man. Can’t touch Wall-Man. Like MC-Hammer, The boy need to be on commercials, I’m telling you.” by @uselesswooden

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Toy Machine-1998-Kerry Getz. “Hello my name is Kerry Getz. I am from Lehighton Pennsylvania. I like to stress. Fuck, fuck, fuck, I am angry with my skateboard. I know damn well Bam Bam and The Gill laugh at me. Fuck them. I could give a fuck.” Good to see Kerry and Bam Bam back at it. by @uselesswooden

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Going through the stacks. Need some space. Just put these on eBay, all starting at $25! Probably more listed later. Link in Bio. by @uselesswooden

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Real-2000-Mark Gonzales “Superfuture2002”. Before Krooked, Real had some pretty good graphics. Right before Nate Jones turned pro. I like that Real. The Cairo board was Cairo’s. He left it in LA. It’s mine now. by @uselesswooden

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303 boards- 2026 - Silly Pink Bunnies. Saratoga is home to America’s oldest thoroughbred racehorse track, Birthplace of the Potato Chip, and hometown of America’s meanest gang of thugs; The Silly Pink Bunnies. You’ll find these fellas all over the USA. They aren’t as mean as they claim to be, they’re actually real nice folks. Do yourself a favor and befriend a silly pink bunny, you’ll have friends everywhere you go. Art by @mrjeremyfish of course by @uselesswooden

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Bad Ass Brian Anderson- Toy Machine - new & old. The one on the right is an OG skated by Brian himself. It has a border because it’s screened on an 8.5 fists board. The one of the left is the reissue from a few years back. I’m pretty sure Brian did the art for this one. BA is the man by @uselesswooden

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Brad Staba. Where is @skatemental ? Wouldn’t mind seeing more of that guy. His pizza is good. Hope Brad is doing well. Look forward for some wacky skate mental shit in the future. Fun fact @grimplestix is the one who came up with the name skate mental. Also, that frontside flip at the end of nervous breakdown 🤌fucking proper! by @uselesswooden

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303 boards -20 years- 2017. I fucked up talking about my love of Colorado and Denver and skateboarding and not mentioning 303 boards. @303boards is an amazing shop, has amazing people working there. They do amazing shit for the skate community. ANNDDD their shop boards are so fucking on point. I miss Denver from time to time and will always consider it my second hometown. One last thing, Todd Bratrud did this graphic. Top notch and completely accurate. by @uselesswooden

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Foundation- 2008- Angel Ramirez. Been thinking about Colorado a lot lately. Never thought I would leave that place. Denver has one of the most amazing skateboarding scenes I’ve ever had the pleasure of being apart of. From hanging with DPL’s to blacking out at Tooey’s, the place was a blast. Angel was always a Gem. I hope he’s doing well. by @uselesswooden

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