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Addmitted, Accepted and Louis Vuitton 👨‍⚖️🎓

Thanks boo for sticking with me during my transition to becoming a Manukau Public Defence lawyer…and for spoiling me 🎀

Instagram- I better not see any of you guys in my office 👀😜 taken in Auckland, New Zealand by @xa.vier.h

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Thanks to everyone who celebrated with me or wished me for my birthday on Monday. I love you all. 😘 taken in Pakuranga, New Zealand by @xa.vier.h

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My lawyer says self-care is important during ongoing litigation. 💦⚖️

Currently facing multiple allegations of bed assault.
I will not be taking questions at this time.

#BrucePleadsNotGuilty #GreatDane #GreatDaneLife #DogsofInstagram by @xa.vier.h

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Happy 2nd wedding anniversary @xa.vier.h 🫶🏼. I’m so glad I’m doing life with you. Grateful for all your hard work to look after me ☺️. I look forward to many more sunsets with you 🌅

Thanks @drmartin_nguyen_tcm for playing photographer for us while we were at @sixsensesfiji 📸 taken in Six Senses Fiji by @xa.vier.h

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Celebrating the father in law’s birthday with a yacht charter with @kaiwaiwatersportsfiji at @sixsensesfiji All Champagne and more food than can fit in a frame included. Snorkeling at coral #tavarua reef sandbank, clearest and warmest most beautiful water and day. #maloloisland #mamanucaisland @evewarby @rosegirl51 best birthday ever David. taken in Fiji Islands by @xa.vier.h

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STATEMENT FROM THE ACCUSED ⚖️

After 10 months of being denied access to social media, I have finally been given the opportunity to tell my side of the story.

Mum claims she was “protecting my developing brain”.

My legal team is reviewing whether this constitutes a breach of my fundamental rights.

I have evidence. I have grievances. And unfortunately for Mum, I now have WiFi.

Any allegations you see on this account are vigorously denied.

Plea: NOT GUILTY.
Remorse: None.
Legal fees: Dad.

#AllegedlyBruce #GreatDane #GreatDaneLife #DogsofInstagram #GreatDanePuppy by @xa.vier.h

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6am hike to catch the sunrise @sixsensesfiji 🌅 taken in Malolo Island, Fiji by @xa.vier.h

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Since starting my practice and getting back on stage in February, this woman has literally made every life decision and completed every life task alone, while also being my EA, accountant, IT and Marketing professional. Hence my gratitude and her surprise when I managed to trick her three weekends in a row with surprises I planned for her birthdays while I was doing midnight half hour of powers on the stair climber machine at city fitness. taken in Royal Wanganui Opera House by @xa.vier.h

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Blessed 🙏 in paradise 🏝️ taken in Malolo Island, Fiji by @xa.vier.h

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At the request of @iggyraphael , my unhinged ChatGPT Bio.

Xavier Hall is a criminal defence barrister, courtroom menace, musical theatre villain, gym-adjacent philosopher, and full-time professional overthinker.

By day, he argues bail, sentencing, and reasonable doubt with the intensity of a man who has personally been wronged by poor file management. By night, he transforms into Inspector Javert, chasing justice, high notes, and emotional collapse across the stage.

He has been a Las Vegas live entertainment MC, a stunt extra in Spartacus, a law school band frontman, and now somehow also a barrister — proving that the career path does not need to make sense, it just needs to have range.

He is the founder of The Defence Bar, where he defends clients, drafts submissions, battles Legal Aid invoices, and occasionally screams internally at PDF software.

Outside court, Xavier enjoys fitness, theatre, history, legal strategy, and asking questions so specific they sound like cross-examination of the universe itself. Each year, in the weeks either side of his January birthday, he enters a strict and completely unnecessary regime of diet discipline, gym intensity, supplement protocols, and delusional self-belief — all for the sacred annual objective of being able to walk around topless at music events with the confidence of a man who has temporarily defeated carbohydrates.

His hobbies include: arguing with statutes, romanticising Javert, surviving admin, optimising everything, treating summer like a physique hearing, and saying “MIPTC” with quiet power.

He contains multitudes. Most of them are on creatine. taken in Wanganui, New Zealand by @xa.vier.h

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In Stars, Javert shows he is not driven by malice or personal bitterness, but by devotion to a higher order. The melody, especially at the beginning, is calm, noble, lyrical, and almost beautiful, with a softness and stillness that feels almost prayerful. Yet beneath that gentle surface, what Javert expresses is rigidity, control, judgment, and a religious certainty that the world must obey fixed laws. He sees himself as aligned with justice, with law, and with God’s cosmic design. Javert’s pursuit of Jean Valjean is not cruelty, but duty, and through that duty he believes he is preserving a more orderly world.

I want to thank the people who helped me become Javert.

To Sharon @rosegirl51 , the real master of the house mother-in-law, thank you for encouraging me to audition, for 100 hours of training and diligent feedback after every practice and performance every week since our first session from March 2025 onwards. None of this would have happened without your belief and countless hours of hard work on me.

@evewarby to my wife for holding of house life and firm in tact while I dress up sing and dance 🕺 every night Sep-March

To Graham @graham_dack , and the audition panel, thank you for entrusting me with Javert. Your support throughout this process has been life changing.

To Lynn @musiclynn.whiteside , Shelly, @shellyhouston Rosie, @rosierendell Dana , Ian, and Richard, thank you for all your advice, encouragement, and support over the past six months as I grew into the role. I learned from each of you.

To Mary, @grahammarydack thank you for the amazing costumes and your professionalism. The clothes really did make the man.

To Rewi , thank you for your conducting and support. To Richard, thank you for your brilliant piano playing and steady encouragement.

To Jamie, singing alongside you was both an honour and a privilege. You are, in my view, one of the finest singers in New Zealand, and sharing the stage with you lifted and transformed mine and everyone’s performance. Thank you for your generosity, your coaching, and the standard of excellence you brought every time you sang.

To everyone who has encouraged me in this role in the last 12months. taken in Royal Wanganui Opera House by @xa.vier.h

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So that’s 42 revolutions and the meaning of life. @evewarby @lizzywg thanks for celebrating another amazing birthday. taken in Bay Oval, Mount Maunganui, Bay of Plenty by @xa.vier.h

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