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Up and coming fashion blogger and major social influencer. Summer 1742 won't be the same.
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Now beware upon your travels by coach through the wilds twixt London and Lincoln on the way to rendezvous of business and pleasure. Lurking about are the various toby-cloaks, brigands of high repute. They look their finest in cant apparel: velvet musty green coats over doe-skin breeches and thigh high boots, but take heed of what they wear under their cocked hat: an inconspicuous mask to hide their identity as they pivot before you with pistols drawn!!1! They showcase charms to your wife as they unburden her of jewels and you of your purse. Worry not: they’ll descend into gambling and drink boasting of their now destitute quarry. Get the Look!!! At London’s Savile Row in Mayfair, the massacrers shop hand makes the latest modes of gnaga, bauta, or morettas of your favorite harlequins!! They are custom crafted to your face by artisans imported from Venice with plastered molds, then cut and hand painted. Yet, despite the disguises and the adoration of fine local virgin lasses, the youth of the garden is turn’d scamp on the road. Hence, the well-dressed brigand always finds his fate at a short rope or into durance vile. And just before death, the scoundrel not unlike like the vivid and blithe John Rann, who passed nosegays to the servant girls with whom he took a few final shags in his silken breeches. And it ends with dancing to a final jig with his executioner atop Tyburn tree... by @dr.fegg
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3 years ago
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Gangway!!1! The ill-reputed The velocipedienne has been let loose! Now the maiden of the bicycle dares to be in public seated on her draisine and not in the customary side-saddle anymore! A clever use of a prodigious woman who can make her daily errand runs to restock her cooking tools upon her velocipede contraption! Worry not, her birches catch in spokes, she may be flung from its carriage then become prey to the mob for her improprieties. Be quick!! She can make a dash and retrieve a different newborn to claim as her own! She dares to lose her virginal whims now, in well secured culottes, a breech coat and shepard’s hat!!1! She is adorned in her fascinator bergère, toppled by ghastly speeds, ever seeking to escape her duties at home. We must depose her of prudent ways at the Lady Cyclists’ Association in London showcasing the latest wide-brim bonnets made of straw inlaid by silk. We must manacle these luggs to their home divan. Away she rides her hobby-horse, enduring the pleasure of fast-winds blowing upon her lower half atop a new speed reached by her draisine machine! Do note!! We can see plainly, there is no place to mount her parasol! by @dr.fegg
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4 years ago
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Accessorize!! The well-loved period of adorning our heirs with attention, gifts and praise has again come to its annual end. Naturally, time has come to remind these coddled boys who have enjoyed leisure that they have avoided their labors for too long. Good measures in schooling mean an end to obstreperous whelps tarnishing both one’s home and reputation. It is the schoolmarm who is able to, with the wisp of a switch, remind our fractious brats of the proper obeyance. Let not the good elements of the Inquisition fall from favor!!! A switch, a cane, a birch, rattan, a tawse, a horse whip or the flat end of the sword will do. Hanging such blessed tools ominously over each schoolhouse door may remind our odious offspring everyday to never stand afoul of the teacher. Take heart, this is the deliberate infliction of pain as a response to undesired behavior by lads, and we must admit, a bout of good fun for the whole class, indeed! As the Great Hammurabi, King of Amorites, once declared: “Let the admonishment fit the crime! You petulant swines!” There is no reason to not allow our youngest and sweetest churls to enjoy lives without such reproach. Find the best whips at Bermondsey Tanneries, Leather Lane!1! Jesus bled for you oh wee ones! Is it not right that we pay back in kind??/ by @dr.fegg
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4 years ago
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Hark!! How so, certainly in the ever darkened apparel of mourning, as we sit asde of eternal rest of our loved ones passed (or soon to be), can we wake them up? Or rescue our Desiderium Immortalle and give them comfort after putting them into the ground? Amidst the glory of Sgt. Francois Bertrand and his jail time, he was the embodiment of the bon vivant excess brought joy to so many graves. So never fear, as the wiles of death tympany, scrofula or Pott’s disease take hold of their supple flesh yet leave a soul. Take care of the bodice, with regular washings of soap and skin cream from whale blubber!!1! The comely lady will wear a fine wax coating to obscure discoloration and odorous scents. And re-affix the bits that have fallen apart, namely the mouth and nose. Pay your respects, give her a prompt shag or two, and return her bodice back into the crypt each night. - perhaps with a new offspring in her womb!1!! What joy. by @dr.fegg
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4 years ago
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Alas, you insatiable ones, beware retaining of services to adjust your petticoats, undergarments, knee breeches and the like. For upon the good word of the God we have found that many an apprentice tailor boy these days indeed working for the devil!!1! Oh, the sartorial folly!! What with your unstarched drooping collars, wrinkled yards of garments and breeches, matching with no coordination, the pantaloons bristle into a knot in your cloistered privies! What have you to mend your threads to best the worst incroyableles and jostle for the glance of a fair but wanton merveilleuses? ‘Old Beelzebub of horrid note Employ’d a Taylor for a coat Who prone to cabbage-craft and pelf By art o’erreach’d Old Nick himself. or which a powerful magician soon brought poor Buckram to contrition With Magic spells encircled round Behold him fix’d upon the ground.’ - George Mountard Woodword, 1790 Remember this: your traipse is one of an angel of an endeavor most hallowed, while the draper-boys and whip-stitchers shall try to drag you into the unconsecrated nether regions of the damned. So you would best seek seamers and menders along Gin Lane in London, where you worry not, for the devil has already passed them by. by @dr.fegg
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4 years ago
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Oh you wretched neophyte sojourners! Worry not, as we shall soon return to our sartorial showcases, as we found donkey sex to me vastly more profound than a poor person's fight amid the Pryazovska Vysochyna of Ukraine. by @dr.fegg
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4 years ago
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(Cross posting w/ the new Scumbag Fashion Blog, in honor of Russian depravities!! instagram.com/granby_obe/) - Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova In 1730 Russia after Peter the Great, came Darya Saltykova, known as the, Saltichikha, and she brought her sadistic pizazz! She became infamous with her entitled scoundrel activities by routinely torturing and murdering her mostly female serfs! So ostentatious! Snubbed by an early lover, she was filled with rage and took the next logical step to take it out upon her 600 young women working on her estate, like any of us. From berating to throwing items at them, complaints went nowhere. She advanced with deathly beatings, forcing underlings into the winter snow naked and pouring boiling water upon them!! Finally, Empress Catherine II decided to make an example of her. Madam Darya confessed to 139 murders from torture and was sentenced to life, cloistered into a dark cell in chains for 11 years, and at a monastery until death in 1801. Lets live it up as sadistic scum, vying for the #2 spot of liquidators of servants!11 Get the look! The Saltichikha wore standard noble fare in the character of the West. But what a demimonde she was!! Her gowns were of taffetas, satins, and damasks to vividly colored floral brocades. You can find a match in the Emilia Wickstead line of taffeta gowns at MatchesFasion in France for only $2700!! Atop one’s Sacque a la Francaise, a floral bouffant veil from Joyce Jackson would suit for a mere $300! Decorate with numerous bracelets, beads, finger rings, and small and large kolty! When one tales a pause in tortures spewing blood, Darya always required fresh clean white linens again in the sorochka made of expensive imported fabrics. Nobility, for all its grace and beauty had been quite lax in more practical clothing for daily beatings of underlings to death!?! Thankfully, we now have washing detergents with bleach, so do not shy away!1!! If you wish, a good blood splatter look can be added with a $28 16 oz tub of Stage Blood or for more realism, pick it up fresh from the dumpster of your nearest butcher - for free!! by @dr.fegg
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5 years ago
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The Pétroleuse!1! The under class wretches spouting their fusty lungs about so wantonly bring death and devastation upon us, the recherché Our most venerated M. Theirs is boldly and sanguinely advancing to end this Commune’s “liberation” in Paris yet again! To be clear, the san-coulettes in their filth and misery, wish to lay waste to our once proud city replete with destroying all edifices of the ancient regime as done in 1828, 1830 and 1848! We line them up for execution in Montmartre Cemetery!! Blessed our grandest of political philosophers in their White reprisal of counter-revolutionaries! “Let them eat Cordeliers!” So now come the ghastly women in tattered cloth and filth with petrol bombs to destroy the city they have lost. It is recommended that members of our class in need of passing by these insurrectionists should dress and behave as they do! Come to Ruel’s Bazar de l’Hôtel de Ville, and choose a disguise of second-hand a camagnole, les sabots, sleeveless tunics and wimples for your hair. or even a Phrygian cap with a tricolor cocarde. Scowl and holler as if the fires come from your lips and make some prestigious fire bombs with Picon bière or Cognac to head out with. We again shall return the Palais-Egalité to the Palais-Royal. We must preserve our vestiges, ending the horror of horrors of mobs pacing below the window of Queen with her closest confidant Marie Thérèse Louise of Savoy's head paraded on a pike!!1 by @dr.fegg
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5 years ago
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Dearest plebes, I ought to notify that my postings of late have slowed down. This is because I've been working on designs for apparel, posters, bed sheets or even body bags. Sadly there are no options for knee-breeches, pantaloons, and not even fustian linens. Such foul disrespute. Come visit my online human menagerie at: https://www.zazzle.com/store/carpetbagger_studios I will return very soon to the iconoclasm at hand. Up next we will examine what to wear to navigate the burning of Paris at the fall of the Commune. by @dr.fegg
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5 years ago
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Hark, our excursionists of the outer realms of Heaven have been found!! We cast a new light on God’s creations as the telescope lets us see the firmament above! The magic space-ward telescope shows evidence of a lunar civilization, not yet tainted by the original sin! Any polygot fop may visit and see for themselves the odd creatures wave us with “ahoy hoy” as we lend our gaze upon them. The Germans huns of such acumen and sagacity who made these fantastic discoveries are preparing Congreave rockets to destroy them for new spices that are bountiful. Note: these discoveries of an outer realm strictly must ban the fairer sex from visiting, With their swooning and fainting, no asylum is near to provide calm and salvation. Airship technology will soon let san-culottes have a brief heavenly tour. by @dr.fegg
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5 years ago
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Lo, the autumnal season is fas upon us, my dapper lads. And that may mean just one thing: the time has come for us to entomb our fortunate son by first removing the preservative straw and cast their corporeal remains into the Earth! But bewares!!1 The novel carpenters and brigands of the Lyndon Yard Casket Company or Bespoke Joinery in Surrey do not provide adequate alarms incase your putrified cherished ones resist the warm embrace of our good lord and attempt to break free of their cataphalque. Worry not compatriots, for the woodworkers at Griffiths Norwich Carpenter's at Lydon have developed a specialized vapor-powered coffin-mobile to hasten their return to your place of residence, eying vengeance. Their handmade coffins of mahogany inlaid with teak have new funraries on wheels will help expedite their return in a hasty manner before their meager oxygenated chemical supplies are exhausted!! An added delightful benefit is to find your erstwhile relative emerges from the motorized sepulchre with rigor mortis already setting in beneath the belt! by @dr.fegg
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5 years ago
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My dear macaroni lads how long we have been fighting against the Peasant Flu of 1525!! We, L’Ami du Peuple must remain diligent, and to be fashion forward to better protect you! Now the 2-meter distance rules to and keep our bodice free of these ills and remain vigilant just as we normally do our in our morning out and about constitutional. But we have new technology to avoid the foul pus-filled sans culottes transients always begging for alms. We, here on, shall have sturdy walking stilts and be in good health with 360* distance in all directions to pass by these vagrants!1 Visit the Manufacture Royale des Meubles de la Couronne Lumber and receive blueprints on how to DIY your new stilts with your most favored squire,. Bonus! Those suffering from piles, fistula or rectal discharge, the brimming store offers a “third leg” and seat to maintain distance in comfort and disdain. Be a lad and not a cad!!1! by @dr.fegg
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5 years ago
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