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Jamie Kort

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I write disturbing comedy horror, bizarro fiction and weird adventures #chaotic 🦇⚰️🔪🧦💀,,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Batshit. Fuck yeah.

Gunpowder & Clam Chowder is available from Godless.com. by @horrorbong

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A Puppet Scorned

#bizarrofiction
#horrorbooks
#sockpuppeterotichorror by @horrorbong

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I was on pretty strong pain killers that caused me to hallucinate when I wrote this. At least, that's my excuse for writing this horrifically weird and twisted yarn. Kinda want those pills again, it was a fun ride.

Only joking - don't do hallucinagenics when you have kids, the kids don't like the crab claw puppets you make with the stuff you find on the beach.

The Soxorcist - strangely erotic splatterpunk, with sock puppets.

Cover art by @sophieingley aka Sophie Ingley.

Get it from Godless.com by @horrorbong

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Come for a good time. Leave feeling dirty.

Gunpowder & Clam Chowder.

@unhingedandunheardof SYK titles at 99c or FREE this weekend! by @horrorbong

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Look at ALL of the horror books that will be included in Unhinged & Unheard of’s “Keep Your Mask On” stuff your kindle event this October 9-11!

And this is just the horror 😵‍💫

www.unhingedandunheardof.com/syk

#stuffyourkindle #horrorbooks #halloween #booksbooksbooks by @horrorbong

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Amanda Ruzsa writes some great horror #wouldrecommend by @horrorbong

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Oatie be like A Sleepin by @horrorbong

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How a cover begins? by @horrorbong

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I feel like I'd lose credibility with my audience if I signed up for this shit. I ain't got much anyways. Amirite or amirite? by @horrorbong

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🧦Short Story Review🧦

A Puppet Scorned by @horrorbong

What an unhinged 34 page story 🤣

This is a grotesque, erotic, and knitted take on a woman scorned by a man and her revenge. It also includes baby sock puppets and dead bug adornments.

A must read for anyone who wants a quick, unhinged horror fix 🙂‍↕️

Thank you to Jamie for the free story! 🥰

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🏷️: sock puppets … knitting? bookstagram, weird books, googly eyes, wool is better than polyester
#sockpuppets #erotichorror #horrorstory #booksta #shortstory taken in BOOKSTA by @horrorbong

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*REVIEW*

GUN POWDER & CLAM CHOWDER By Jamie Kort

Ok, WTF did I just read? 😂

I really enjoyed the humour that was present right from the off with this short story! Letting you know exactly what you were in for and not disappointing one little bit!

A fast paced, bizarre and wild short about a feline man with an electric cock, and a giant clam come tentacle clad sea monster.

It's fun. It's insane. It's batshit. And if you're familiar with Jamie's writing, it's so perfectly him! A one sitting, short, sharp blast of comic crazy! I had a ball with it, and may have cackled out loud on occasion!

"The giant, vaginal monstrosity waded through the ocean, overturning fishing boats as it came."

#NoReMorseReviews #supportindieauthors #SupportIndieHorror #godless #godlesshorrors taken in Wits End by @horrorbong

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