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Facebook is part of the fix. Zuckerberg is a fascist. Join us on Substack. Fuck this asshole by @mbcbrews
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We love you #evanston !

#nokings by @mbcbrews
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Way to go, #genevaillinois. Brother, we gotta seat saved for you for #freebeerday by @mbcbrews
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We love you, #minneapolis ! by @mbcbrews
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"Kirk, are they really kicking us out of Wisconsin?"

"They're certainly trying to, Laura, but we didn't really do anything wrong. All the issues they said we had--like missed tax payments, missed barrel production minimums to serve wine in our taprooms, and interstate permitting problems--were dealt with last July. Even though they erred in their interpretation of what we did wrong, because these laws are so new, we've now come into complete compliance with Wisconsin's liquor laws.

"Then why are they still trying to shut you down?"

"Laura, did you ever learn about Galileo in history class?"

"Yeah, he was a famous Italian astronomer and mathematician who discovered that the earth rotated around the sun instead of vice versa.

"Did you know he was convicted of heresy by the Roman Catholic Church and sentenced to eternal house arrest for making that claim?"

"But it was true! He was right! Everyone knows that the earth rotates around the sun!"

"Well, Laura, sometimes I think humanity hasn't evolved a whole lot from Galileo's time. People in power have egos, they don't like to be embarrassed, and they definitely don't like it when their power is threatened. I figured out a way to legally distribute beer online without having to use a middle man, and I've constantly criticized our weak Democratic Governor--even though I'm a Democrat. Between the distributor monopoly in Wisconsin and a weak governor with a bruised ego, someone's decided to try and put us out of business."

"But that's not fair."

"Laura, it's not fair that America has turned into North Korea, but here we are."

"Well, you'll be happy to know that they're still buying tons of our beer in the #TwinCities, it's hard for me to keep up with the orders. When are you going to find another salesperson to help me out?"

"Let's get past our version of Galileo's heretic inquisition before we start hiring more people, shall we?" by @mbcbrews
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Now this pic of John in our Madison taproom is the full Monty.  2 pints, wearing the gear, and happy as a clam. 

Cheers, brother! by @mbcbrews
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Remind us why it’s antisemitic to criticize Israel’s continued genocide against Palestine again. by @mbcbrews
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"Fascist Tears"
(A thriller in one scene)

"Junior, if he fires me I'm going to tell the world why he's really incontinent."

"You wouldn't, Kimberly!"

"Watch me!"

(1 hour later...)

"Dad, she's gonna leak the tent stake story to the press if we fire her. She really likes partying in Greece and wants you to make this bribery story go away."

"I already met with her. I told her if she leaked the tent stake story, I'd leak the plastic surgery story. She's out of our lives forever."

1 hour later

"Ed, I heard you're a blacksmith whose makes coins that will be used for a secret party in Wisconsin to get free beer when a certain someone goes away forever."

"Kimberly, the party isn't that secret. It's been all over the news for months. And yes, people love buying these coins, but its mainly just to make light of the dark times we're living in."

"I've heard that we can make a certain someone feel like he's being buried alive if we bury his voodoo doll in your coins."

"Whoah Kimberly! Who's telling you this stuff?"

"I party with Greece's most renowned fortune teller. He's clairvoyant, and told me I need to buy all your coins and a Diaper Donny voodoo doll."

"Well, you'll have to wait a few weeks for the coins. I'm still behind on the last order I promised for the guys throwing that free beer party in Wisconsin."

"Ok, I'll wait. As I learned in from my mentor Irma Grese, aka the 'Hyena of Auschwitz,' sometimes a spoonful of vengeance requires a dollop of patience." by @mbcbrews
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