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A lot of you guys have been asking how much deadlier Legolas would be with a machine gun so I thought I’d talk about it

#lotr #lore #fictionalfitness #sportscience #performance by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking how Sauron fed 200,000 orcs in a country where nothing grows so I thought I'd talk about it

#lotr #lore #fictionalfitness #performance #sportscience by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking me whether Smaug is richer than Elon Musk so I thought I'd talk about it

#lotr #thehobbit #smaug #lore #fictionalfitness by @muricanbloke

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4 months ago

A lot of you guys have been asking me about Cosmog evolving into Cosmoem so I thought I'd talk about it

#lore #fictionalfitness #sportscience #performance #endurance by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking how Sauron made trolls that survive sunlight so I thought I'd talk about it

#lotr #lore #sportscience #performance #fictionalfitness by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking how many eye drops the Eye of Sauron needs so I thought I'd talk about it

#lotr #lore #sportscience #performance #recovery by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking how Saruman bred 10,000 Uruk-hai so I thought I'd talk about it

#lotr #lore #sportscience #performance #fictionalfitness by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking where the mass comes from when a Pokemon evolves so I thought I'd talk about it

#lore #fictionalfitness #sportscience #performance #endurance by @muricanbloke

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A lot of you guys have been asking how much Gimli could squat compared to @tom_haviland so I thought I’d talk about it

#lotr #strength #fitness #performance #sportscience by @muricanbloke

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8 days ago

A lot of you guys have been asking how much energy it takes to heal your Pokemon so I thought I’d talk about it

#lore #fictionalfitness #sportscience #performance #endurance by @muricanbloke

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9 days ago

A lot of you guys have been asking how dense a Snorlax inside a Pokeball actually is so I thought I’d talk about it

#pokemon #lore #fictionalfitness #sportscience #performance by @muricanbloke

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12 days ago

A lot of you guys have been asking how fast Frodo could have got to Mordor in an X-15 so I thought I’d talk about it

#lotr #lore #nasa #aviation #fictionalfitness by @muricanbloke

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