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Partner appreciation post! @johndegrow

To the man I’ve loved for 2 years and settled into a beautiful home with over the last year

This man is the:
-Most patient
-Most kind
-Goofiest
-Weirdest humor
-Best cook (best turkey baster, curry ketchup maker, rock crab potato salad, breakfast king!)
-Best spare human/ cool dad to Linus and his favorite play buddy
-Bonsai Daddy
-Adventure Buddy for life
-Most open to trying all the new things
-Man that is always making me laugh
-Most tolerant of my chaos and antics (and some friends antics)
-Best walking buddy (even when he says I eat all the raspberries)
-Creator of the most beautiful homemade bouquets
-Strongest white man at temples in Japan
-My best friend
-My favorite human

I love you more, I’ve done the math, I promise I’m right, except for the times when you’re always right 🍓🥐 by @noheatherfunk

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While practicing for showcase, I did a little choreo sesh with @michaelarae.aerial with @allurefitness for “I put a spell on you”. Sooooo cute! Music cuts out in the beginning but had to keep the full reel on here. by @noheatherfunk

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11 days ago

Sound on - The height of summer in the North End

#funkdoessummer #funkdoeshamilton #berryhouse #northendlives #hamilton taken in Hamilton, Ontario by @noheatherfunk

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3 months ago

Festival ✅
goose bumps ✅
Hard nipples ✅
Alcoholic beverages in umbrella flasks ✅
Rainbows✅
Girls, gays and theys love ✅ @allthingsgo
Millennial soul healing ✅
Body thoroughly destroyed ✅

Definitely want to do this again even if my body isn’t made for festivals @maddisonj16 taken in Budweiser Stage by @noheatherfunk

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4 months ago

December dump - this year was truly amazing for my personal life and I can’t wait to see what happens in 2026 in all aspects of my life

1. The best community I could ever ask for. Love these ladies and this community with my whole heart @sarmcmorran @natalienapalm @pluggles @maddisonj16 @jessica_be2 @jessetwalsh @give.me.your.bones @karinjose123
2. The gifts for the Christmas party - champagne shots for everyone
3. Thanks howabout. That’s accurate.
4&5 @allurefitness hoop game practice
6. The sweetest house warm gift, but I had to make it dirty with a butt planter @dizzlll3 @laila_zier
7&8 Anniversary holiday lights @johndegrow
9. Christmas brunch with 2 sets of parents (picture with Mama DeGrow)
10. John and I at the end of 2026 by @noheatherfunk

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9 months ago

November dump - the thrill of it all
1. Living with @johndegrow is wild
2. RUSSIAN SPLIT!!! @allurefitness @knpetro
3. Fantastic haircuts
4. Celebrate yourself party hosted by @karinjose123
5. It got hot because of @pluggles hot outfit
6. Baby Figs McGee can’t handle the cold and lost an arm in the layers @pluggles
7. 1 month of living together @johndegrow
8,9,10. Settling in - including Linus!
11. New discoveries
12. Remember when I said living with @johndegrow is real wild?
13. Allure Get Lit @allurefitness #alluregetlit #getlit by @noheatherfunk

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9 months ago

October dumps - You’ve got the love with new beginnings, mother daughter trips, birthday celebrations and creepy Halloween crafts.

1. The wreath made from dried flowers of bouquets we got each other on the front door of our home
2. Welcome to the neighborhood gifts from @pluggles ❤️❤️❤️
3. New home
4. Date days at the aquarium my fave @johndegrow
5&6. @backalley.gallery and my newly acquired art
7. @johndegrow in his happy place with the clown fish
8&9 Mama and I in Nova Scotia
10. Maud Lewis
11. Oysters a la Canadian east coast
12. Immigration museum, the year my grandmother immigrated to Canada from Germany through Halifax
13,14,15 Moving out
16. Celebrating the amazing @jessetwalsh for her birthday
17. @johndegrow in his natural habitat amongst miniature trees
18. The creepiest of babies that @wil.hawke hates but @maddisonj16 @pluggles and myself love by @noheatherfunk

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9 months ago

September dump

Camping
Pooping?
Home vibes
Your favorite local pro wrestling drama
George
Largest bubbling cauldron meal ever
Broken pipes
Birthday boy
Wild flowers
OOTD
Fall sunsets
New beginnings

@johndegrow @jessetwalsh @natalienapalm

#funkdoesseptember #funkdoesfall #funkdoesnewbeginnings by @noheatherfunk

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a year ago

Wrecking ball part 2! What a fun but also tiring flow. Loved learning this choreo. taken in Allure Fitness Inc. by @noheatherfunk

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a year ago

Super fun wrecking ball flow! Thanks @michaelarae.aerial for taking my suggestion! taken in Allure Fitness Inc. by @noheatherfunk

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a year ago

August dump super late post! It was a soft serve summer for sure 🫠 honestly the last photo/ video is the best.

1. Cottage smoky sunsets @jessetwalsh
2. Fireworks
3. New bistro patio sets
4. Quirky quips from event apps that are far too accurate
5. & 6. Go karts 4 lyfe
7. Cottage views (sound on for Cher 🔊)
8. Rigby and his best frand @johndegrow
9. Backyard flower bouquets
10. My favorite little guy
11. Soft serve summer
12. When he’s mad that I ate his ice cream and broke his cone @johndegrow (sound on 🔊)

#funkdoesaugust #funkdoessummer #funkdoessoftserveicecream #icecreamsummer taken in Hamilton, Ontario by @noheatherfunk

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a year ago

July dump - cheers to signing new chapters!
1. I love when I look great in photos and he looks ok @johndegrow
2&3 Laughing so hard you cry and having it captured by @karinjose123
4. Linus loving the sunshine
5. @jessetwalsh see?! I found George!
6. Proof of women always being amazing @agotoronto
7. Brazilian popsicles with @mmmaddy and @akurniknow
8. Doctor visit benefits
9. Celebrating @karinjose123 in sundresses! @natalienapalm @pluggles @sarmcmorran @jessica_be2
10. Continuing with Patio Nights and building the best girl gang ever- some people were cut off due to IG photo restriction sizing 😕
11. Sometimes I drink and love how I look, so what?!
12. @johndegrow taking the cutest photos
13. @wildcat.hamont best hot dogs
14. How I feel about said hot dogs
15. Silver documentation.
16. The men and discussing the fakes of Morriseau
17. It’s a new day by the new Pete Wentz
18&19. Checking out the new digs for new beginnings with my favorite person @johndegrow

#funkdoesjuly #julydump #somanythingswithoutphotos #justlivinglifehard #thebestfriendgroupsever #ilovehamilton taken in Hamilton, Ontario by @noheatherfunk

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