a year agoIβm crying laughing this is the most brilliant dialogue I ever did see ππππππππππππ
a year agoShe probably just needs a heavy metal detox. Have you tried my mid level marketing product?
a year agoYesterday my baby ate paint but heβs fine πβ€οΈ god is so good π
a year agoAnd then the comments are like βyour doing ur best mamaβ or βyour a great momβ π
a year agoThen you have the opposite in the emergency room where a parent brings their happy, active baby who only vomited once & have no other symptoms. π€ͺ
a year agoAnd the comments that follow: "did you try a heavy metal detox??? Nobody knows your kiddo better than you do mama!!!! You're doing great!!! π«Άπ»π«Άπ»π«Άπ»π«Άπ»π«Άπ»π«Άπ»"
a year ago"Gurl I gotchu. Rub some salt and vinegar in her eyes, my great grandmother swears by it."
