twotechsdocslastnerve

Ever dreamed of spending your summer surrounded by horses, wide-open Montana skies, and just a touch of chaos? Come intern with us!
What you’ll gain:
Hands-on experience with incredible horses 🐎
Mentorship from a doctor whose expressive sighing is practically an art form
The ability to calmly dodge the occasional airborne testicle during castration season (reflexes will improve, guaranteed)
Potential horseback rides with our technicians—assuming you don’t particularly care about your life
Additional responsibilities include:
Assisting Bree with literally anything involving the clinic chickens
(Important: Bree has a completely reasonable, absolutely justified, not-at-all dramatic fear of birds. You are now our designated Chicken Liaison™.)
Requirements:
Strong stomach
Quick reflexes
A flexible definition of “normal workday”
Mild disregard for personal safety (optional, but helpful)
Bonus points if you:
Can keep a straight face during chaos
Don’t scream when things start flying (objects…or otherwise)
Are willing to say “well, that was new” at least 3 times a day