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Where the vet techs have ideas and the doctor has regrets.
🐴 💉 🩺
The vets fine, he’s just crying in the truck again.

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Doctor: one emergency away from an emotional support helmet 🫠👨‍⚕️
Techs: fashionably late, thriving in the wreckage, and ready to turn his meltdown into our playground. 🐎💃🔥

#DoctorDownBad #ChaosIsOurLoveLanguage #BetterLateThanHelpful #EmergencyEntertainment #VetMedClownCrew #vetmed #vettech #equinemayhem #vettechsgonerogue #chaoscowgirls #sendhelpandsnacks #equinemedicine #vetmedchaos by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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As we use AI to caption all of our posts 😎

#vetmed #vettech #equinemayhem #chaoscowgirls #vettechsgonerogue #donkeyskiing #breeskis #snoopdonk by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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We are currently both working on growing our third arm and learning to stop time…

Meanwhile, abandoning critical tasks to answer the doctor’s dramatic finger snap feels like peak medical strategy. 🐴🩺

#Vetmed #vettech #priorities #doctorsorders #HoldtheColicWeHaveaGranolaEmergency #manepriorities by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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When the techs do a staff wellness check after the emergency and Doc’s just… dissociating next to the patient 😵‍💫🐴

Horse standing.
Doctor down. by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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When hanging out with your bestie is interrupted by the boss— who wants us to actually do our job instead of making the lameness worse🙄

Doctor: knock it off or I’ll separate you
Us: …we have learned nothing but we are sitting down

#vettechsgonerogue #vetmed #vettech #chaoscowgirls #equinemedicine by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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Today we were going to bring you cinematic gold…

Unfortunately, production has been officially shut down after we located, identified, and aggressively tap danced on our doctor’s final nerve like it owed us money. There was eye twitching. There was a deep inhale that lasted a full business week. At one point we’re pretty sure we witnessed a soul leave a body and file a complaint.

For legal reasons (and emotional recovery), filming has been… postponed until further notice.

We do hope to finish this cinematic masterpiece one day, assuming we’re ever allowed back in the building and our chart isn’t just a sticky note that says “absolutely not.”

In the meantime, we wish our doctor peace, quiet, and maybe a brief vacation somewhere without us. Godspeed, brave soldier. 🫡

#vetmed #vettech #chaos #wechoseviolence #equine by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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Work is happening… somewhere… we are not part of it.

#vetmed #vettech #equinemedicine #vetmedhumor by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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Saving lives while actively being a liability

auditioning for unemployment 💃🏼

We’re the two best friends that anyone can have… and the reason the doctor has left the chat

#vetmed #vettech #chaos #bestfriends #internalrage by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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Ever dreamed of spending your summer surrounded by horses, wide-open Montana skies, and just a touch of chaos? Come intern with us!
What you’ll gain:
Hands-on experience with incredible horses 🐎
Mentorship from a doctor whose expressive sighing is practically an art form
The ability to calmly dodge the occasional airborne testicle during castration season (reflexes will improve, guaranteed)
Potential horseback rides with our technicians—assuming you don’t particularly care about your life
Additional responsibilities include:
Assisting Bree with literally anything involving the clinic chickens
(Important: Bree has a completely reasonable, absolutely justified, not-at-all dramatic fear of birds. You are now our designated Chicken Liaison™.)
Requirements:
Strong stomach
Quick reflexes
A flexible definition of “normal workday”
Mild disregard for personal safety (optional, but helpful)
Bonus points if you:
Can keep a straight face during chaos
Don’t scream when things start flying (objects…or otherwise)
Are willing to say “well, that was new” at least 3 times a day taken in Montana by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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At least he pays us.

#vetmed #vettech #equinemayhem #vettechsgonerogue #chaoscowgirls #sendhelpandsnacks #vettechmutants #equinemedicine #vetmedchaos by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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🎬 Sound says labubu… and listen— we don’t know what that is either. 🤷‍♀️
But if it means “tiny precious creature that owns our whole heart,” then yeah. This foal is 100% a labubu. 🐴✨

Some things you don’t question—you just protect at all costs. 🫶

Shoutout to @back4tranch for always bringing us cute foals.

#BabyHorseEnergy #LabubuButMakeItEquine #PreciousChaos #VetMedGremlins #FoalFever #TinyButMighty #vetmed #vettech #equinemayhem #vettechsgonerogue #chaoscowgirls #sendhelpandsnacks #vettechmutants by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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🎬 Bree may have another job in small animal now, but she still likes to hop in every now again when we least expect it 👹🗑️
Boss: just trying to survive the day
Tech: “SURPRISE! It’s me. Your problem child.”

Honestly, the fact that he still keeps us employed is the real miracle of veterinary medicine. 🙏✨

#TrashPandaTech #VetMedChaos #BossDeservesAHalo #CertifiedMenace #JumpScareSpecialist #EmotionalSupportGremlin #vetmed #vettech #equinemayhem #vettechsgonerogue #chaoscowgirls #sendhelpandsnacks by @twotechsdocslastnerve

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