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2 months ago
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Posted On: August 12th 2026, 07:41 pm
HEY UNIVERSE, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

A few days ago (the day after the peak of the lionsgate portal) I fell down my stairs and split open my shin and now this on the total solar eclipse…

I think I need to be wrapped in bubble wrap 🫠

Also, you have permission to laugh at this video🤣 The divorced dad rock playing in the background absolutely adds comedic value 😂😭

Spiritual baddies and witchy friends, feel free to help remove whatever bad juju I’ve got going on. Might need to hire an Etsy witch 😅

This video is from maybe 20 minutes ago and yes it hurt like hell, but thankfully no injuries except a bruise forming from where I fell onto my Pilates machine☠️
Comments (67)
ahenderstar 2 months ago

ahenderstar

😮😮😮😮😮 omg Emily! lol I need to hurry up come home apparently haha

ayeeelisuh 2 months ago

ayeeelisuh

Omgggggg she goneeeee

marlene_margarita 2 months ago

marlene_margarita

OMG!!!! Your dog 😭😂

__midwifey 2 months ago

__midwifey

my girl is literally in the next room lmao 😭

itsmadi.notmaddie 2 months ago

itsmadi.notmaddie

This is why we only go with xpole or lupit poles 😂

cellidubz 2 months ago

cellidubz

Girrrrl 😂

annakjonez_ 2 months ago

annakjonez_

Hahaha this is so funny I’m so sorry

ohfischeltyler 2 months ago

ohfischeltyler

HAHAH NO WAY

mdlagrone 2 months ago

mdlagrone

I broke my ankle for the first time a week ago 🙄 I'll take any left over bubble wrap

eithneco17 2 months ago

eithneco17

Girl - I love ya!

manuela_mur 2 months ago

manuela_mur

emily 😭🤣🤣 i'm glad ur okay but the comedic value of this all is so funny

shawn14b 2 months ago
ameera_xoxox 2 months ago

ameera_xoxox

Hope you okay love 🥺😘

nurse_rere_ 2 months ago

nurse_rere_

How’s the dog? Lolllll

thebalancedblonde 2 months ago

thebalancedblonde

ommggg 😂 noooo!!!!!!!!

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