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Posted On: October 14th 2026, 09:06 pm
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
A local bodybuilder has reportedly been arrested after allegedly slipping Ozempic into customers’ Big Macs while working at McDonald’s. 🍔💉🚔
When questioned by authorities, the suspect reportedly stated:
🗣️ “I was just trying to lower the obesity rate in America.”
Authorities say the suspect showed absolutely no remorse and believed he was providing a public service.
A local bodybuilder has reportedly been arrested after allegedly slipping Ozempic into customers’ Big Macs while working at McDonald’s. 🍔💉🚔
When questioned by authorities, the suspect reportedly stated:
🗣️ “I was just trying to lower the obesity rate in America.”
Authorities say the suspect showed absolutely no remorse and believed he was providing a public service.
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a day agokatpetrovanyc
Reading this after I finished fighting for my life to lose 27 pounds in 3 months .. I know I’m never where I’m supposed to be, but the goddamn McDonald’s? 😂
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