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OFFICIAL CRUST RATING: 4.8/5 PAWS

Meet Crouton a professional napper, devoted snack enthusiast and suspected ancient entity.

Crouton arrived at a shelter with no history or explanation. His family believes he is at least 16, possibly closer to 20 and presumably older than time itself. After agreeing to foster him, his person quickly realized they had already formed a soul pact in a previous life, likely involving blood, whispered chanting and several legally questionable candles.

Crouton is blind in one eye, mostly deaf and carries a magnificent cauliflower ear from infections suffered before his rescue. He has spent the last six months haunting his new family, requesting naps, snacks, dinner and opportunities to bark at forces unseen.

His clouded stare, windblown neck furnishings and complete exhaustion with mortal affairs form an elite crust presentation. Crouton does not live in the home. The home exists within Crouton’s domain.

Eye Goop: 5/5 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Ear Crust: 5/5 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Coat Crust: 4/5 🐾🐾🐾🐾
Ancient Energy: 5/5 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Crusty Charisma: 5/5 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

Officially Certified Crust. In Crust We Trust!

@fourleafpuppers
@really.risu

We judge crustiness, never cuteness. All dogs are 10/10 cute.

Want your dog officially rated? Follow @CrustyDogRatings and send us your crustiest photos.

#CrustyDogRatings #OfficiallyCertifiedCrust #SeniorRescueDog #CrustyDog InCrustWeTrust by @really.risu

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7 days ago

Really, really missing you today, Mu. Mommy loves you so, so much, forever and ever.

photo by @shagly by @really.risu

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8 months ago

All I want for Christmas is Mu. 💔❤️‍🩹🌈 by @really.risu

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9 months ago

My soul is broken. My soulmate is gone. by @really.risu

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a year ago

Pippi and I made our first ever trip to @noblejoecoffee today! We both give it a 10/10 for the drink, pup-cup, animal rescue support, and delightful baristas! 🐾
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#chihuahuamix #shihtzumix #rescuedismyfavouritebreed #adoptdontshop #fosterfail #rescueatxdogs by @really.risu

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a year ago

Various configurations of doggos and puppers
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#adoptdontshop #pomeranian #chihuahua #yorkie #chihuahuamix #rescuedismyfavouritebreed #throwbackpomeranian #ivdd #seniordogsofinstagram by @really.risu

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a year ago

Catch me playing Ecco the Dolphin at the gay bar by @really.risu

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2 years ago

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/7391470e by @really.risu

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2 years ago

I dyed my hair by @really.risu

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2 years ago

Meet Pippi 🥹

#adoptdontshop #rescuedogsofinstagram #rescuedismyfavoritebreed #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #pomeranian #pomeraniansofinstagram #throwbackpomeranian #yorkie #yorkiesofinstagram by @really.risu

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2 years ago

Swipe for a surprise. 😌 #Mushi #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #papillon #papillonsofinstagram #adoptdontshop #rescuedogsofinstagram #rescuedismyfavoritebreed #blep #tongueouttuesday #seniordog #teacupchihuahua #mlem by @really.risu

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2 years ago