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My heart is two weeks old today and has surpassed his birthweight ❤️ by @sausageburp

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2 days ago

Henry Jerome Stalets, my lifetimes most precious gift, arrived Wednesday, 9/30/2026 via my own body! He is nursing well, pooping well, peeing well, gaining weight, and showing us our true capacity to love. He has an alter ego named Mr. Milky who is absolutely relentless but incredibly charming and impossible to do deny. He’s reading at the 11th grade level and will be taking on tutoring clients for Spring semester. Thank you so much to everyone reaching out with their love and well wishes. Life could not be sweeter ❤️ by @sausageburp

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11 days ago

At 2:08 pm my beautiful wife became my baby mama!! Henry Jerome Stalets is 7lbs 10oz, 20” long and loves the tit. Noelle got through the surgery like a champ. A nurse told her she’s never seen anyone handle that operation so well! When I heard Henry’s first cry I knew his voice. When I looked over the curtain I recognized him and my heart busted open and flooded with light. Hallelujah! by @sausageburp

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16 days ago

Last weekend without our tiny king !!! Nursery is completed which I’ve heard means you’re officially prepared for the next 18 years no exceptions !!! Huge thank you to the community of people who contributed to making our dream preshy cozy sweetie palace room ❤️❤️❤️ by @sausageburp

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19 days ago

Haters will say Lucky Dog will be neglected soon but the truth is that I have never loved him more which tells me that baby Henry is already obsessed with him !!! We will always prioritize the loyal companion on my 4-6 nightly bathroom trips ❤️ by @sausageburp

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a month ago

37 weeks on some beach ball type sh** w my Henry out getting my unborn son the pumpkin pancakes he asked for !!!! by @sausageburp

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a month ago

Happy anniversary !!!!!! Unable to say more on this matter right now due to my shrunken pregnancy brain but please know it’s been a very good year with the loml !!!! by @sausageburp

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2 months ago

Some big belly content and proof that I let @benstalets take the occasional break from his labor intensive nesting for me !!!! by @sausageburp

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2 months ago

Happy birthday to my sexy husband and baby daddy !!! I can’t understate the praise he deserves this year in particular as I have experienced a type of pregnancy privilege which is essentially worrying about nothing because this king is gonna figure it out !!! I love you forever Benny Staletti I cannot believe I’m gonna let my son get on a bmx bike for you !!!! by @sausageburp

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2 months ago

32 week preggy update !!!! Baby Henry is reportedly the size of a baby raccoon and I’m very happy to report that things are holding up very well especially when considering the 8 inch screw in my pelvis !!! Shout out to my intuitive body for tripling the size of my dump truck during this time to assist in supporting my growing belly - it DID seem like overkill at first but I see the vision now !! I did have my first brief labor scare but it was just p**p !!! Let me know if you have any other questions and see you next time !!! by @sausageburp

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2 months ago

Ramp Tramp 4 @benstalets 4ever ❤️ by @sausageburp

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3 months ago

Sorry y’all these shirts are one of a kind custom jobs by @sausageburp

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3 months ago