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At 2:08 pm my beautiful wife became my baby mama!! Henry Jerome Stalets is 7lbs 10oz, 20” long and loves the tit. Noelle got through the surgery like a champ. A nurse told her she’s never seen anyone handle that operation so well! When I heard Henry’s first cry I knew his voice. When I looked over the curtain I recognized him and my heart busted open and flooded with light. Hallelujah!

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As we age it becomes impossible to ignore each year passes by a little quicker than the one before it. The elders said this would happen. They say we all have two lives, the second one begins when we realize we only have one.
After I almost went to prison, everything important to me became more refined. It also unlocked a new fear; Jobs and landlords can now legally discriminate against me, and more importantly that affects how I can take care of my family. That sort of lit a fire under my ass and gave me a chip on my shoulder. Finding good work and housing is already hard enough, and I’m a frickin straight white male! I’ve got privileges damn it!
Each year’s been great in its own regard. Filled with the highs and lows that make this the human experience I’m glad to participate in. However, each year it was becoming harder to ignore that I wasn’t taking the steps towards what I wanted. A family, owning a home so no one can kick us out, playing more shows with my hero’s, riding BMX like I’m a kid again. I needed to marry the lady who’s seen me at my most precarious and taught me what unconditional love really looks like. Most importantly, I needed to show my gratitude for it all and I didn’t want to be afraid to call it god. Being self serving wasn’t really serving me anymore.
This last year I’m proud to say that I’ve made good on all those promises. I’ve had high highs (getting married & getting Noelle pregnant, purchasing our home, playing the best shows of my life, riding bikes more, etc.). I’ve had low lows - but this year I reached out to my community and got a new psychiatrist when my anxiety became too much to shoulder and I recognized I’d been settling for less for way too long. I was scared to change it up, but I’m so grateful that I did.
All these things have me incredibly grateful, optimistic and excited about the future. I love you all and I’m grateful for you! You’re going to help raise and shape Henry!!!
Here’s to 37 more years of learning, changing, being humbled, loving and gratitude. God bless this mess!

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A couple weeks ago my very sweet friend @marqatlas gifted me a point and shoot digital camera and I’ve been taking photos of the things I love the most. My very beautiful pregnant wife, doggy and the kitty too!

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I don’t feel like I can explain it properly but I’ve gotta try. Opening up for @chuckragan was a career highlight for me and I needed it. From the audience, venues and staff to the actual man himself. I was spoiled. I’m walking away inspired. Chuck wasted no time back stage. He was with his friends, and the audience hung on every word of his songs. That same audience came up and shared stories with me about how many times they’ve seen Ragan, and each story was filled with anecdotes about how genuine and kind he ALWAYS was. The reason I love playing my songs so much is because if it’s done right, it’s the realest magic trick. Medicine. Whatever. It does the same thing for the audience as it does the performer. It’s heaven on earth. I was reminded of all that beauty and more during these couple shows. After a 35 year career Chuck still performs magic every night and people want to see it. No ego, no bullshit.

If you were there, thank you so much for coming early to see me. Thank you for buying merch or signing my email list! Let’s do it again soon!!!

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A wedding from last year, but the feeling never gets old.

The flowers fade. The cake gets eaten. The music stops.

But your photographs remain—ready to take you back to the moments that mattered most. 🤍

Vendors:
Photos: @selahphotoco
HMU: @amberglowcollective
Venue: @maumeebaylodge
Dress: @lilliansofdayton
Floral: @hafnerflorist
Bakery: @estonsbakery

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Eternally grateful for this life, this love, these friendships and this neighborhood.

Kindness and care to all for reaching out and my love to the Old West End forever.

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FRESH CHERRY TOMATO 🍅 CHICKEN 🐓 PASTA 🍝 SUPER EASY! Ask me more questions about it tomorrow at @riverside.bbq.company 7pm free!

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You can’t tell because my sexy wife is teeny tiny, but she’s carrying my son! Henry is coming to terrorize Toledo Oct. 2nd!!!! Please tell her how gorjus n glowing she is!!!

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Yesterday we surprised the sexy @sausageburp for her birthday. @aleeyaciacelli was a baddie and handled most of the arrangements. It was fun to see so many people come out for the sake of making my wife feel special & eating candy until their belly hurt. It’s not a Noelley birthday unless you go home with a tummy ache.
@marqatlas brought a little digital camera that feels like it stepped right out of the 2010s catalog. Doesn’t it seem like 2010 was just a couple years ago and wouldn’t be able to drive? Where does time go? Is someone collecting it? Thanks to everyone who has said happy birthday to Noelle! She deserves to feel like the big door prize everyday but yesterday especially! It makes my heart feel good. Love yall!

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It’s the LOML’s bday! As each year slips by she somehow manages to become more of a smoke show and I’m unfortunately cursed with the responsibility to become even more territorial…with hot wife comes great responsibility! Don’t say anything about how sexy @sausageburp is in the comments or we’re going to fist city!!!!

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My favorite version of you has always been sober. No one’s ever made sobriety look so fun, sexy, cool, graceful and exciting. Happy 10 years clean and serene to my showstopper panty dropper heart throbber!!!!

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone but especially my sexy wife! There’s so much I’m excited about and can’t wait to experience with the coolest person I know. 💘 💘 💘

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