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2nd best person on the planet and yet the world’s greatest love machine. yes sir, I can boogie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Continued adventures along the 1 with K. Yes, I can see how pretty it is, beautiful x by @simonianadams

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4 days ago

Yeah, well, your face is “it’s 3pm on a Wednesday”. Getting judged by little miss sleeps 20 out of 24 hours is wild. Last of the 90s one hit wonders with literally the last banger of the decade, onto eurodance by @simonianadams

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Extremely bold to put an almost 100% spirits cocktail in a pineapple in your fancy ocean-front, Sinatra-playing, seafood house’s menu. Even bolder to assume that two straws would be needed. Get me another my good man, this is lunch and I have no time for sophistication - Continuing our journeys down the 1 at Monterey by @simonianadams

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“Athletic stance, left dominant eye” by @simonianadams

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Two occasions to get the kilt on, what is this, ‘sexy scotsman summer’??? Also, probably the greatest 90s one-hit-wonder by @simonianadams

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2 months ago

The only good thing left in the desert hellhole that is Pahrump is going away. Loved this $15 buffet though; I came here the very first day I moved years and years ago and I am glad to catch apparently its very last day. The schadenfreude I feel coming back to this festering shithole where imprisoned lives and souls shatter and burn should be studied as an insight into peak human emotion. I haven’t seen a single smile. It’s actually fucking wild. I’ve genuinely been looking. Cant wait to come back ☺️. Also, this post marks the start of 90s one hit wonders by @simonianadams

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2 months ago

This Ork banged a 12” +1” heroic and two 11” +1” advance and charges in the same turn. “Mate, im going out for a cigarette, im used to being the dom.” Also powermetal nostalgia banger by @simonianadams

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2 months ago

So I was able to cook quite well in Betty but there were some things that I simply couldn’t make because they take hours upon hours. Like stews and steak pies. Obligatory banger by @simonianadams

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2 months ago

The most asian asian to ever themepark. Yes, I got a sunburn x by @simonianadams

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2 months ago

See you in the next flower, sweet little thing x by @simonianadams

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4 months ago

We started our State Coastal Route 1 adventure series in Pacifica, where it all began so long ago. A hike/cemetery and a whisky and a tab in each bar in each town down the coast. It’s gonna be a long one, send my liver and lungs strength x by @simonianadams

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4 months ago

Someone gotta tell the philipinos that their food is just scottish food, but with rice. Bagsie not it by @simonianadams

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4 months ago