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Cait Chock

@caitchock

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pdx comic • writer • ocd runner
i’m not talking too fast, it’s faster in my head
producer: @conversationallube @itgetsdarkcomedy comedy show tix ⤵️
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FRIDAY!!!! the hawtest laughs always come with lube!! lolol don’t miss all the fun!! ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 23rd at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞 FRIDAY!!!! the hawtest laughs always come with lube!! lolol don’t miss all the fun!! ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 23rd at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞
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Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 1) Spent the entire week taking a vacation from comedy, including a nighttime run in which I reconnected with flash on a photographic level. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 2) Hung out with @aimeecomedy, but she refused to send me any evidence of this! She will be represented in this slideshow by the purple M&M. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 3) Yet another stroll through the park with this dog. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 4) Me if you ever criticize me. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 5) Where I spent my time for the majority of Tuesday night. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 6) Someone said this about Chappell Roan on Threads, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 7) Yapped for fifty years outside @shanghaitunnelbar with my dear friend @caitchock, and critics are saying that ALL of the footage is worthwhile and usable!!! Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 8) What I’m going to say verbatim when my friend refuses to accept a compliment from me. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 9) This is my signature pose, and this is what’s going to make me famous. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 10) There was a LOT going on at @dotspdx, but the main thing you should know about is this pumpkin that couldn’t stop staring at me and my disco fries. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 11) Perfect dog. Days twelve to sixteen of Deeply Haunted (But Not In A Cool, Marketable Sort Of Way) Month. 12) Twinka Masala is a very good drag n
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ahhhh tonight FUUUUCKIN RULED!!!! ⚡️💞 MASSIVE thanks to everyone who came out!!! and shoutout HOT AF FRONT ROW for makin this a smokeshow event with even hawterrr banter!!🤌🏼😮‍💨 we heard the most epic love origin story (the couple that almost freezes together stays together!!), grimace is getting passed around, we got all of pdx and their dildos to stand up erect for the most STANDOUT national anthem live singing, and we got TWO matches, bb!!! if u haven’t laughed and lubed yet, WTF are u waiting for?!?! ~ SMASH THAT LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX ~ we’re onstage every friday at 7pm!! FOREVER thanks to @mcmenaminsalsden for the gd BEST staff ever!!! and SPECIAL thanks to the badass boss babes in the front row for being the official photographers of the night!! luv u!! ty ty ty, i always have such a blast, and genuinely so stoked about all the rad people this show has introduced me to 🥹💞 xoxo ur linguistic lubista host, @caitchock ahhhh tonight FUUUUCKIN RULED!!!! ⚡️💞 MASSIVE thanks to everyone who came out!!! and shoutout HOT AF FRONT ROW for makin this a smokeshow event with even hawterrr banter!!🤌🏼😮‍💨 we heard the most epic love origin story (the couple that almost freezes together stays together!!), grimace is getting passed around, we got all of pdx and their dildos to stand up erect for the most STANDOUT national anthem live singing, and we got TWO matches, bb!!! if u haven’t laughed and lubed yet, WTF are u waiting for?!?! ~ SMASH THAT LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX ~ we’re onstage every friday at 7pm!! FOREVER thanks to @mcmenaminsalsden for the gd BEST staff ever!!! and SPECIAL thanks to the badass boss babes in the front row for being the official photographers of the night!! luv u!! ty ty ty, i always have such a blast, and genuinely so stoked about all the rad people this show has introduced me to 🥹💞 xoxo ur linguistic lubista host, @caitchock
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u can’t spell horror without thong song 🖤 ~ SATURDAY, OCT. 24th at 7pm get ur hawwwwt asssss to the @shanghaitunnelbar for IT GETS DARK !!! and see the INCREDIBLE, @jjs_iii , and the rest of this BANGERRRRRR line-up onstage!! (u’ll also see me, @caitchock onstage)
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happy LUBETOBER!!!! we may have missed the boat on sharktober but FRIDAY we hit the stage to laugh and lube, bb!!! ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 16th at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞 happy LUBETOBER!!!! we may have missed the boat on sharktober but FRIDAY we hit the stage to laugh and lube, bb!!! ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 16th at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞
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“go back for the toe!!!” oh my fuuuckin GAWDDDDD THIS was one of the MOST EPIC nights to date!!😭🤣 MASSIVE thanks to the goddamn FUUUCKIN RAD crew who rolled thru!!! i was laughin so hard i dropped the mic at points 🤣 i LOVE this show cuz i NEVER kno what to expect and goddddddamn did we deliver!! cuz imma slut for callbacks with no context: if ur mom’s dating the sex ed teacher u don’t wanna kno where babies come from, costco bagel thief in welch’s goes OFF, two crimes are hawwwt, we’ll never look at an amazon box the same again for the better!!! ahhhh u all ruled!! if u weren’t there WTF?! u missed out so ~ SMASH THAT LINK IN BIO AND DONT MISS NEXT TIME, BB!! ~ the lube is onstage every friday at 7pm!! SPECIAL thanks to @mri.mri.hua , the most badass boss babe photographer, and @joshdunham17 for being photog number two hehe FOREVER thanks to @mcmenaminsalsden for the gd BEST STAFF EVER!!! see u next friday, bb!! xoxo ur linguistic lubista host, @caitchock STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞 “go back for the toe!!!” oh my fuuuckin GAWDDDDD THIS was one of the MOST EPIC nights to date!!😭🤣 MASSIVE thanks to the goddamn FUUUCKIN RAD crew who rolled thru!!! i was laughin so hard i dropped the mic at points 🤣 i LOVE this show cuz i NEVER kno what to expect and goddddddamn did we deliver!! cuz imma slut for callbacks with no context: if ur mom’s dating the sex ed teacher u don’t wanna kno where babies come from, costco bagel thief in welch’s goes OFF, two crimes are hawwwt, we’ll never look at an amazon box the same again for the better!!! ahhhh u all ruled!! if u weren’t there WTF?! u missed out so ~ SMASH THAT LINK IN BIO AND DONT MISS NEXT TIME, BB!! ~ the lube is onstage every friday at 7pm!! SPECIAL thanks to @mri.mri.hua , the most badass boss babe photographer, and @joshdunham17 for being photog number two hehe FOREVER thanks to @mcmenaminsalsden for the gd BEST STAFF EVER!!! see u next friday, bb!! xoxo ur linguistic lubista host, @caitchock STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞
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pull out the giant pumpkin u’ve been using as a buttplug and GET STOKED!!!!!! ur fav dark comedy show is BACK, it’s halloweenie, and NOTHING is scarier than the recesses of our minds!!! ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX ~ the mayhem is back onstage on saturday, october 24th at 7pm at the @shanghaitunnelbar portland’s darkest comedy show, hosted by perpetually mentally unwell, @caitchock , is helping u LAUGH thru the SHITSHOW this is LIFE!!! ohhhhh BABYYYYY this line-up is SOOOO FUUUCKIN HAWT…how hawt?? hawter than satan’s hemorrhoids in a lace thong!!! ⚡️😮‍💨 i FUUUUCKIN adore these hilarious humans!! @ronniemackaroni @codychasteen @jjs_iii DO NOT MISS this hawt af show so bring ur hawt, deranged, twisted, morbid, dark hearted self there, cuz… WHEN LIFE IS FUCKED UP…ALL U CAN DO IS LAUGH!!! ⚡️🤌🏼🖤 pull out the giant pumpkin u’ve been using as a buttplug and GET STOKED!!!!!! ur fav dark comedy show is BACK, it’s halloweenie, and NOTHING is scarier than the recesses of our minds!!! ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX ~ the mayhem is back onstage on saturday, october 24th at 7pm at the @shanghaitunnelbar portland’s darkest comedy show, hosted by perpetually mentally unwell, @caitchock , is helping u LAUGH thru the SHITSHOW this is LIFE!!! ohhhhh BABYYYYY this line-up is SOOOO FUUUCKIN HAWT…how hawt?? hawter than satan’s hemorrhoids in a lace thong!!! ⚡️😮‍💨 i FUUUUCKIN adore these hilarious humans!! @ronniemackaroni @codychasteen @jjs_iii DO NOT MISS this hawt af show so bring ur hawt, deranged, twisted, morbid, dark hearted self there, cuz… WHEN LIFE IS FUCKED UP…ALL U CAN DO IS LAUGH!!! ⚡️🤌🏼🖤
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FRIDAY…get ur hawwwwwt assssss to convo lube!!! ⚡️😮‍💨 ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 9th at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞 FRIDAY…get ur hawwwwwt assssss to convo lube!!! ⚡️😮‍💨 ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 9th at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞
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TONIGHHHHT was a gd banger!!!!! omfg closed the show out the two badddest bittttches and new best bud…we serve cunt, not our country!! bwahaha⚡️💞 MASSIVE thanks to the KICKASSSS crew who came thru!! we had a bday babe in the house too!!! we went from pdx to missoula to charlotte, we all need to meet aunt cindy, and we all GASPED at e.t. and chuckie lore 😭🤣 u all fuuuckin rule and if u WERE NOT HERE…WTF are u doing and u gotta drop down to the fun chaos!! ~ SMASH THE LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX, BB!! ~ we’re laughin and lubin every FRIDAY at 7pm!! forever thanks to @mcmenaminsalsden for the gd best staff ever!!!! everyone who came tonight legit rules and i am forever impressed and grateful for the rad af people i have the honor to meet thanks to this show…ty ty ty to all who laugh and lube with me!! check u next friday, hawtiesss!!! last slide is me and the loml xoxo ur linguistic lubista host, @caitchock STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞 TONIGHHHHT was a gd banger!!!!! omfg closed the show out the two badddest bittttches and new best bud…we serve cunt, not our country!! bwahaha⚡️💞 MASSIVE thanks to the KICKASSSS crew who came thru!! we had a bday babe in the house too!!! we went from pdx to missoula to charlotte, we all need to meet aunt cindy, and we all GASPED at e.t. and chuckie lore 😭🤣 u all fuuuckin rule and if u WERE NOT HERE…WTF are u doing and u gotta drop down to the fun chaos!! ~ SMASH THE LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX, BB!! ~ we’re laughin and lubin every FRIDAY at 7pm!! forever thanks to @mcmenaminsalsden for the gd best staff ever!!!! everyone who came tonight legit rules and i am forever impressed and grateful for the rad af people i have the honor to meet thanks to this show…ty ty ty to all who laugh and lube with me!! check u next friday, hawtiesss!!! last slide is me and the loml xoxo ur linguistic lubista host, @caitchock STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞
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we only toast with mad dog down in hell!!! ⚡️😮‍💨🖤 ayooooooo last show fuuuckin ruled!!! MASSIVE thanks to all of YOU who rolled thru!! what a kickass crowd of hawttt degenerates we had!! shoutout to the return dark heads…it gd makes my dead heart light up seeing u all love this show and keep coming back 🖤 ETERNAL thanks to the gd fuuuuckin KILLER comics!!! @willnesscomedy , @aaronsmells , and @colinbulldogmattox …u guys legit fuckin rule and it is a gd honor to share a stage with u ⚡️👑 if u missed it WTF?!?!! don’t make the same mistake again and ~ SMASH THAT LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX, BB!!! ~ we drop down 13 feet below the city to do it all again next month!! A BADASSSS thanks to the most kickass bar in pdx, @shanghaitunnelbar , for housing our chaos!! SPECIAL thanks to audio maven, @papaw.payne , and amazing, @makingyoulaugh_maybe , for all the bts help….u rule!! see u next time, bb!! xoxo ur perpetually unhinged host, @caitchock CUZ LIFE CAN BE DARK AF…ALL U CAN DO IS LAUGH!!! ⚡️🖤 we only toast with mad dog down in hell!!! ⚡️😮‍💨🖤 ayooooooo last show fuuuckin ruled!!! MASSIVE thanks to all of YOU who rolled thru!! what a kickass crowd of hawttt degenerates we had!! shoutout to the return dark heads…it gd makes my dead heart light up seeing u all love this show and keep coming back 🖤 ETERNAL thanks to the gd fuuuuckin KILLER comics!!! @willnesscomedy , @aaronsmells , and @colinbulldogmattox …u guys legit fuckin rule and it is a gd honor to share a stage with u ⚡️👑 if u missed it WTF?!?!! don’t make the same mistake again and ~ SMASH THAT LINK IN BIO NOW FOR TIX, BB!!! ~ we drop down 13 feet below the city to do it all again next month!! A BADASSSS thanks to the most kickass bar in pdx, @shanghaitunnelbar , for housing our chaos!! SPECIAL thanks to audio maven, @papaw.payne , and amazing, @makingyoulaugh_maybe , for all the bts help….u rule!! see u next time, bb!! xoxo ur perpetually unhinged host, @caitchock CUZ LIFE CAN BE DARK AF…ALL U CAN DO IS LAUGH!!! ⚡️🖤
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idk if u can see the fear panic embarrassment in my eyes but just as i snapped this pic a PACK of college kids stepped outta the bar across the street but we PERSISTED in the name of broke ass comedian markets her show 😭🤣 FRIDAY… ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 2nd at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞 idk if u can see the fear panic embarrassment in my eyes but just as i snapped this pic a PACK of college kids stepped outta the bar across the street but we PERSISTED in the name of broke ass comedian markets her show 😭🤣 FRIDAY… ~ TAP THAT LINK IN BIO FOR TIX NOW ~ we’re back onstage friday, october 2nd at 7pm at @mcmenaminsalsden ur fav live COMEDY dating show is laughin and lubing every friday, hosted by linguistic lubista, @caitchock !! cuz laughter and witty af banter is a supreme aphrodisiac no matter ur dating status! come to LAUGH, come to DATE, come to WATCH and see WTF happens when i set up singles from the audience on blind first dates ONSTAGE with a comedian chaperone to endure those convos are entertaining for ALL!! see u there, hawtieeezzz… STOP SETTLING FOR DRY AF CONVOS…ALWAYS LUBE TF UP!! ⚡️🤌🏼💞
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Drink every time James eats the paper 🎤 OFF THE CUFF, A fully improvised stand up comedy show 🗓️ FREE, every Tuesday @ 7pm 📍 McMenamins Al’s Den, Portland OR @mcmenaminsalsden
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