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Thanks to sandlot baseball, Mel Frances gets to spend Sundays playing the game she grew up loving.

She manages, catches, and plays right field for the Reba Reds, and she wants more women to know baseball is for them, too.

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ok ok ok OKAY. HERE YOU GO. LOTS OF BASEBALL HAS BEEN PLAYED IN THE LAST 5 WEEKS AND THE EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA IS DEFINITELY HITTING THE MISFITS ADMIN BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER ANY OF IT. WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS THAT:
1. THE MISFITS ARE STILL THE UNDISPUTED GREATEST SANDLOT TEAM IN THE WORLD, REGARDLESS OF THEIR RECORD
2. THE DURHAM DIRTBAGS ARE AN EQUIVALENT LEVEL OF DIAMOND DEGENERATES AND THEY WERE GREAT TO PLAY AGAINST.

THE FIRST OF MANY SIBLING RIVALRY GAMES BETWEEN THE MISFITS AND DIRTBAGS WAS A SUCCESS, AND WE HOPE THAT GRIFFIN FINALLY MADE HIS PARENTS PROUD SECURING THE DUB. DYLAN INJURED HIMSELF FINGER POPPING HIS ASSHOLE, YET MANAGED TO MAKE AN INSANELY ATHLETIC ONE HANDED HIT NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE IN THIS GAME (slide 14?)

THE MISFITS FINALLY WERE ABLE TO FACE THEIR SECOND LEAST FAVORITE TEAM, BUT FAVORITE TEAM NAMED AFTER A COUNTRY MUSIC STAR, THE REBA REDS, WHO HAVE BEEN PARTAKING IN SOME RECKLESS WATER COOLER CHATS ABOUT HOW THEY ARE THE BEST - SO WE HAD TO REMIND THEM ABOUT THAT TIME WE WERE UP 10 AND WE LET OFF THE THROTTLE IN THE 7TH JUST SO THEY COULD FEEL SOMETHING.

30 MINUTES OUTSIDE THE CITY, THE ECHOES OF STRAIGHT BELT TO ASS TRAVELED THROUGH THE WOODS TO REMIND THEM THAT THE MISFITS ARE THOSE GUYS, PAL. IN CLASSIC MISFIT FASHION, STUPID FUCKING ERRORS THREATENED THIS, BUT THANKS TO THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE LINEUP - YA BOYS RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH ANOTHER W.

SEASONS COMING TO A CLOSE, PLAYOFFS ARE AROUND THE CORNER, AND THE MISSYS ARE BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT. GOD BLESS RUSTY. FUCK THE DOLLYS. PLAY LIKE A MISFIT.

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A summer to remember☀️

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Hate to swag jack the boys in black, but memes were promised.

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HELL YEAH BROTHER THE MISFITS FUCKING LOST. ARENT YOU GUYS HAPPY? ITS NOT LIKE SUNDAY BEER LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE ONLY THING THAT BRINGS US JOY AND HAPPINESS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. NOT LIKE WE NEED THESE MOMENTS TO FEEL SOME SEMBLANCE OF CONTROL AND PEACE AND VALIDATION IN OUR MONOTONOUS AND UNFULFILLING LIVES.

THE MISFITS FACED OFF AGAINST EVERYONES FAVORITE FEMALE COUNTRY MUSICIAN INSPIRED BASEBALL TEAM, AND CAME OUT SKRONG WITH 9 RUNS IN 2 INNINGS AND BASICALLY JUST GAVE UP AFTER THAT. THE REDS INITIALLY SAID THEY ONLY WANTED TO PLAY 7, BUT THE MISFITS, LIKE TRUE BALLERS SAID “no.” AND INSISTED THEY PLAY 9 - AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED???? GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED.

WE BLEW IT HARDER THAN NANCY REAGAN IN A HOLLYWOOD EXECS OFFICE, UNRAVELING AT THE SEAMS LIKE A POLYESTER PAIR OF TROUSERS FROM BANGLADESH. THE REDS WANTED IT MORE, SO THEY GOT IT. CANT KNOCK THE HUSTLE.

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE COREY PITCHING A COMPLETE 10 INNING GAME, RUSTY PRETENDING TO BE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA BEHIND HOME PLATE, GRIFFIN MAKING SEVERAL HIGHLIGHT REEL PLAYS AT 2nd BASE, JESSE LEAVING A DENT IN A CHAIN LINK FENCE FROM A LINE DRIVE, AND BRETT DRINKING 5 ROOM TEMPERATURE BUDWEISERS WITHOUT COMPLAINING.

YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. PLAY LIKE A MISFIT.

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I TELL YA ONE TING NANCY CYANT UNDASTAND, WHY THEY STILL HAVE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO STEP ON THE DIAMOND WITH THESE DIRTBAGS. THE MISFITS BASICALLY TOOK A SABBATICAL MOST OF JULY BECAUSE OF THIS HORRENDOUS MIX OF MONSOONS AND HEAT WAVES. WE WERE LUCKY TO GET TWO GAMES IN, ONE AGAINST THE MOST DESPICABLE, VILE POSERS THE SANDLOT WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, AND THE OTHER AGAINST THE HOGS. RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE MISFITS MAY HAVE BEATEN THE DOLLYS, BUT THANKS TO AN ALLEGED FORMER PRO BALLER AND A BLIND JORDAN WALKER BEHIND THE PLATE, WE ONCE AGAIN HAVE A SCAPEGOAT TO AVOID ACCOUNTABILITY. ITS THE MISFIT WAY. JUST LIKE A NERD ON PROM NIGHT, THE MISFITS CANT FUCKIN CLOSE.

IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REALITY THE MISFITS PLAY AGAINST THE DOLLYS LIKE THEY PLAYED AGAINST THE HOGS. GOOD PITCHING, GREAT HITTING, AND ONLY A FEW SILLY FUCKING ERRORS. A RARE APPEARANCE BY IDF AGENT BEN MONTYBALLS FOR THE BALLHOGS BECAUSE PEYTON HASNT HAD HIS HEART BROKEN ENOUGH AND IS A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. BENNY WAR CRIMES EVEN TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF TO COSPLAY AS OUR VERY OWN DYLAN HARTIGAN. YA LOOK GREAT BABE, SHOUT OUT TO THE PEPTIDE STACK!

GOD BLESS EDDIE HOLE, HIS BACK MUST HURT FROM CARRYING THESE DEGENS THROUGH THE SEASON.
STILL LOOKING FOR AN INTERN TO FETCH BEERS AND CAPTURE CONTENT. APPLY ON OUR CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS PAGE, ITS UNDER “Shelby Park Port-a-potty Glory Hole”

SEASON AINT OVER YET. PLAY LIKE A MISFIT.

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Got hit with rain in the 8th inning that ended the game, but we got the W. Let’s do it again @printersalleycats

🎥: @mel.francess

#sandlotrevolution #sandlotbaseball #nashvillebaseball #thesandlot #baseballedit

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The boys (and girls) of summer

🎥: @mel.francess

#sandlotrevolution #sandlotbaseball #nashvillebaseball #baseballaesthetic #thesandlot

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GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸💋⭐️🌭🍦
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#fup #fyp #outfit #4thofjuly #explorepage

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Ain’t no sunshine

🎥: @americana.mel

#sandlotrevolution #sandlotbaseball #nashvillebaseball #baseballaesthetic #rainydayvibes

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Had a stud of a team play last Sunday and pics to go with it. Great game @printersalleycats!!

📸: @bailey.s.gower

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WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME I DIDNT KNOW WE HAD A BUNCH OF MEME ADDICTS FOR FOLLOWERS OUT THERE. YEAH YEAH, WEVE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A LAPSE IN POSTING (more like relapse amirite?) BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MY PRIEST ALWAYS SAID? “THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN POSTING FUNNY THINGS ON THE INTERNET FOR STRANGERS. ALSO, PLEASE DONT TELL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THAT THING WE DID.” ANYWAY THE MISFITS HAVE QUITE THE MONTH, INCLUDING NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE LOSSES! I KNOW! ISNT IT SWEET OF US TO LET THESE MAKE A WISH SANDLOT TEAMS THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN US? SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE A LOT OF DUMB ERRORS, A LOT OF GOOD HITS, A LOT OF STRIKEOUTS, AND A LOT OF FANS TO DISAPPOINT! COULDNT DO IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS! TUNE IN THIS WEEK WHEN WE PLAY ONE OF NASHVILLE SANDLOTS MOST RESPECTABLE TEAM: THE BALLHOGS

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