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Chase Walker

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Professional Polymath
Bought Bitcoin at $0.07
Do as I say…not as I do.
@kamalamuaythaigym @walkerchasebank
@thechasepov @chasethepov

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Fighting children who steal my gloves 🥊
I’ve been in bali for 8 months.
Learn to speak the local language.
Learn to fight. Learn to love.
Learn to respect.
Learn to learn
everything,
everywhere,
always.
#explore #travel #reels #fyp #indonesia

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How I met your mother—Bali edition.
#trending #fyp #reels #explore #rizz

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When in Gili T—do as the Romans do.
#reels #explore #viral #indonesia #fyp

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Performative male in his natural habitat…Canggu, Bali. Captured here is a rare glimpse into the bizarre mating rituals of the Homo Sapien. Although, I’ve always personally identified more with the Homo Erectus—if you know what I mean.
All jokes aside, please enjoy this footage of my cat and I terrorizing the streets. Menaces, we are, him and I.
#explore #pov #reels #reelsinstagram #fyp

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Don’t entrust a Superbike to the local Bali bike transport. #pov #reels #ducati #bali #motorcycle

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This video was recorded entirely by my cat who flew the drone while riding the Ducati. He’s the best dog ever.
My talented cat 🐱’s name is Kucing Gila (Indonesian for crazy cat).
I rescued him a few months ago as a kitten. He was very close to dying. Also he gave me Cat Scratch Disease, but got better quite quickly himself. I was sick for weeks. That wasn’t too fun…other than that he’s the best dog ever.
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He’s World’s first Ducati riding Kitty 🐱
He has earplugs and loves to ride.

#bali #explore #cats_of_instagram #motorcycle #cats

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POV: my cat and I are successfully rizzing Russian Girl at Canggu Beach…we had to run away after realizing we’re afraid of girls.
Kucing Gila (The Balinese 🐱 I rescued), and I took the motorcycle to the beach surf for sunset. When we were leaving we accidentally saw a pretty girl. Got pretty scared. Glad I didn’t catch Coodies. Rizz them with the Autisthem #comedy #reels #pov #rizz

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POV: You’re addicted & I have the cure. The Twelve Steps (Bali Edition) Surfaholics Anonymous.

You’re addicted.
To scrolling.
To smoking.
For me...it's: to The Chase.
To constant Pursuit.
To chase the highest highs.
The lowest lows—and *nothing* in-between.

At this point in the caption I’ll mention that I’m writing this manually—no ChatGPeePeeOnMyFace involved…nor his smarter cousin whose name sounds like a most pompous Frenchman…
Back to the point:
I like em (—) dashes.
Always have, always will.
I won't be modifying my modus operandi to conform to your standards nor cater to your delicate sensibilities...

I’m light years ahead of u in the AI race just like I was with bitcoin.
I'm founding funded startups while you're "vibecoding" a "app" you can't even run without Vercel 😂.

But fuck, tangent aside—have we lost the ability to think freely?

You can’t write a fucking caption without you AI anymore?
"No fluff, just…”
shut the fuckkkk up. lol.
& gtfo out of my LinkedIn inbox too.

In 2010 when I told you to buy bitcoin at a few cents on the dollar, everyone thought I was retarded…same in 2013. 2017. 2020...you likely still do…& you still should.
…because I still fucking am!
proudlyretarded — more now than ever.

But you know what?

Those wise enough to have taken my advice are without exception millionaires and beyond.

I built my patented autism brick by brick 🧱X🧱.
I am the stone mason of my own neurosis.

The absurdity of the reality I’ve engineered for myself has enabled me to accomplish feats you couldn’t in a million lifetimes.

So you want my secrets, right?
Well here they are in this video^
The 12 steps. AA for the modern day slave to society. To those who suffer within our simulation, here are:
The 12 Steps To *Becoming* an Addict.
An addict for all that this sandbox has to offer.

#explore #motorcycle #wifimoney #surf #surfer

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I’m the greatest reflex ball god of my generation…my opps are lucky 🍀 that this is AI as per usual.
I am like Neo in the Matrix.
Prime McGreg0r.
Islam Mackachev X Spider-Man.

Call me out in. The comments below.

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Take a ride with my Indonesians Ducati Rescue Kitty and I at Melasti Beach in Uluwatu
#uluwatu #bali #motorcycle #cat #ducati

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Worlds first:
—Cat Riding a Ducati
—Man Piloting drone while driving Ducati with Cat
Missing any…?

#Ducati #cats_of_instagram #motorcyclecat #catlovers bali

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Would you give this child in Vietnam money on a bar street at 2am?

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