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🍕💨 WHY DO I KEEP OPENING INSTAGRAM HIGH???

I already KNOW how this story ends. 😭😂

There I was peacefully scrolling when @eddiespizza412 pops up on my screen making what he calls the “gangsta of all pizzas.”

And looking at this thing…

I AIN’T ARGUING. 😂🍕🔥

This ain’t your basic pepperoni pizza either.

We’re talking a Grandma-style pizza loaded up with pepperoni, red pepper pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, burrata, pistachios, hot pepper oil AND Pecorino Romano. 🤯🧀🌶️

EDDIE…

My brother…

You could’ve stopped at pepperoni. 😭

But NOOOOO.

You kept adding ingredients like you were building a pizza with cheat codes enabled. 😂🎮🍕

Then I watched that thick, crispy-edged beauty come out of the oven and immediately started having irresponsible thoughts…

“Do I need a pizza oven?”

“Could I make this tonight?”

“Why don't I have burrata?”

“Wait… PISTACHIOS ON PIZZA?!?” 👀😂💨

And somehow my high ass went from questioning the pistachios to being completely emotionally invested in them within 15 seconds. 😂

That’s growth. 🌱😭

The pepperoni alone had me ready…

Then you start talking red pepper pesto, burrata AND hot pepper oil?!

Sir.

THIS IS A MUNCHIES EMERGENCY. 🚨🍕💨

I’m convinced food reels should come with a warning:

⚠️ DO NOT WATCH AFTER SMOKING UNLESS YOUR REFRIGERATOR IS PREPARED.

Because now the frozen pizza in my freezer looking at me like…

“So I guess I’m not good enough anymore?” 😭😂😂

💨 HIGH QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Pistachios on pizza…

🔥 You trying it immediately?

OR

🤨 You need to smoke on that decision first?

Drop your answer below. 😂👇

#Pizza #PizzaLovers #GrandmaPizza #PepperoniPizza #StonerMunchies

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this and reservations at 8

#floridalife🌴☀️ #dronepilot #stpete

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