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Overdressed • overproduced 💖
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October announcement - please read.

#halloween #spookyseason #satire #dontsayididntwarnyou #andsoitbegins

[I announce my Halloween-themed October plans using pink glitter] by @theboredmillennial

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18 days ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to like me this October - episode 12: talking about Bonnie Blue.

Because nothing gets the comments in, like a Bonnie Blue mention, ammiright? Maybe not anything relevant or relating to anything but her, but the algorithm isn’t smart enough to tell the difference yet 🤫

Anyway, can’t tell you enough how much I love Cillit BANG 💥- it’s bonkers! Just one squirt and things have never been fresher. So good, it’s barely legal 🌽

#puns #halloween #bonnieblue #glamgoth #horrorcore

[In order to cash in on UK adult star Bonnie Blue’s notoriety, infamy and rage baiting ways, I rage farm by posting about her - while making it all about myself by dressing up as camp pop art Bonnie, glamgoth slasher final girl Bonnie, and blokecore blockette Bonnie wearing a Feyenoord jersey. While filling up the caption with every pun that isn’t too much of a stretch. Don’t need it turning into a story you can poke holes in]

Note: Is it real? Well, that’s the ongoing question that me and her have in common, innit?

For legal reasons: Nobody got auctioned off in the making of this post. by @theboredmillennial

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2 hours ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October - bonus episode: choosin’ Texas.

Scotland didn’t work out, so Texas here I come, yeehaw 🤠

Quite the culture shock to discover that our most beloved country singers are, in fact, country. Occasionally, they even act like it. Incredible. Who could possibly have seen that coming?

#choosintexas #ellalangley #texas #countrymusic #cowgirl

[I try my hand at being a Southern USA country girl, going line dancing, dressing like a cowgirl, heading out hunting in camo gear and embracing fawncore, as one does. Part of the October Halloween series]

Note: pics are edited to make me look better and stuff. taken in Abilene, Texas by @theboredmillennial

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11 hours ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October - episode 11: being Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Everybody loves the Scots, so clearly, the algorithm will too. And what’s more Scottish that @scratchcardwednesday ? Who? Well, only ur girl’s favourite Scottish duo🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#tartanarmy #scotland #scratchcardwednesday #braveheart #cannaeshoveyegranny

[I join the tartan Army in a kilt, carrying a traffic cone, a mini highlander cow, being the best Scottish lassie the internet has taught me how. Part of the October Halloween series]

Note: had some digital help achieving my instant Scottishness. taken in Noordwijk aan Zee by @theboredmillennial

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Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October - bonus episode: doing my hair in public.

The night ended, but the whimsy did not. A girlboss has to keep going, hair on fleek and everything 💖

Glam on the go seems to be getting views in for the girlies everywhere, so why shouldn’t it be my big break as well?

@hope.bailey my own ideas weren’t working, so I just nicked yours today for my series - hope you don’t mind 😆

#glamonthego #casualbeauty #leiden #unhinged #lifestyle

[I take a page out of Hope Bailey’s playbook in today’s attempt to finally make it big, taking glam on the go from the streets of Manchester all the way back to Leiden. I remove my pink curlers in front of the Pieterskerk to better drive home the point that this is indeed Leiden.]

Note: I did have a digital glamsquad back me up on this one. taken in Leiden, Netherlands by @theboredmillennial

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3 days ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October, episode 9: whimsymaxxing.

Are you a boring, mediocre man stuck in a rut? Fear not! I’m not like other girls, I’m quirky! I’m your manic pixie dream girl! So maximalist!

In one three-hour-ish story arc full of tropes and all the tried-and-tested plot devices, your life will be awesome again. Or for the first time ever. Depends on the premise. All you have to do is pick me!

@riribibi_ I’m new to this genre, please don’t gatekeep: are the sticky gems really necessary?

#whimsymaxxing #manicpixiedreamgirl #quirky #notlikeothergirls #y2kmadness

[I bedazzle my face in a club bathroom, in the name of being more interesting than everyone else who also bedazzles their face] by @theboredmillennial

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3 days ago

You better not 1 Timothy 2:11–12 her, or she’ll Acts 18:26 you.

@montemader I just had to include you in my October antics, to pay homage in the most Bored Millennial way possible.

#montemader #exvangelicals #halloween #christiannationalism #deconstruct

[Bored Millennial does her best Monte Mader impression in an old-fashioned study, complete with a heavily marked-up book she appears to be furiously studying]

Note: creative liberties were taken. by @theboredmillennial

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4 days ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October - bonus episode: pretending it’s 2016.

This one’s for my beloved Gen Z viewers, all 2.7 of you!

#tumblraesthetic #tumblrgirlwannabe #2016fashion #grunge #skinnyjeans

[2016 woke up and went shopping in Voorburg, wearing black ankle boots, heavily distressed skinny jeans, a flannel shirt tied around her hips, an olive-green bomber jacket, a plain black choker and a hat.] taken in Voorburg by @theboredmillennial

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5 days ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October - episode 8: going back to the 80s.

Everybody is doing it, so I promptly joined the craze. You never know, 80s historian might turn out to be a valid career option!

#backtothe80s #80strend #recenthistory #80sfashion #nostalgia

[Bored Millennial finds herself in various classic 80s situations, embodying the recent ‘what would I have looked like in the 80s’ prompt trend, including a slasher/scream queen, Babysittersclub paperback, Wallstreet, shoulderpads, powersuits, make up, wedding dresses, groupie culture, stock market crash, glamrock, fall of the Berlin Wall, Band Aid, Boy George, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper. Part of the October Halloween series]

Note: no attempt has been made to restrict production methods to those available in the 1980s. by @theboredmillennial

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5 days ago

Increasingly unhinged attempts at getting the algorithm to notice me this October - bonus episode: moving into a better neighbourhood ❤️‍🔥

Because nothing scares the posh folk more, than gentrification moving in reverse, now does it? 🏡

In any case, I’m doing my bit to fight back against the outrageous bidding war on the housing market. Still doesn’t answer the age old question: Oh buurman, wat doet u nu?

#flodder #keesflodder #oudzuid #halloween #nostalgia

[I walk the streets of Oud Zuid, Lomanstraat in particular, dressed as the Tatjana Simic character Kees Flodder, threatening to move in and negatively impact people’s investments]

Note: for everyone’s sake, editing was involved. taken in Amsterdam Oud-Zuid by @theboredmillennial

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6 days ago

Not a tracksuit. Not the Union Jack. Not pigtails. And certainly not a little black designer dress. Leopard print 🐆

#halloween #spicegirls #girlpower #scaryspice #melb

[I wear several kinds of leopard print at once, while waiting for the train to arrive, so I can pretend to be Mel B, aka Scary Spice, from the Spice Girls as part of my Halloween challenge]

Image edited. taken in Leiden, Netherlands by @theboredmillennial

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6 days ago

Because nothing scares the internet more than a disability it can’t see, especially if it doesn’t mean you’re absolutely unable to do anything at all, ever. Even for an hour, if you’ve had three days to prepare and need five to recover.

Whatever would become of the world if your life wasn’t the hardest you could possibly handle, and you accidentally had access to help with something you technically could have done yourself? Just with more pain and less dignity? There simply aren’t enough pearls to clutch!

@jessicaoutofthecloset I don’t know how you deal with these folks and their SHEIN-quality opinions. How is your skin somehow both this much thicker *and* better than mine? What do you use? Please, tell me!

#jessicakellgrenfozard #disability #disabilityonline #ableism #vintage

[I pose in a green velvet vintage dress, lace gloves and red wig against a floral-library backdrop, honouring British YouTuber, author and disability/LGBTQ+ advocate Jessica Kellgren-Fozard, who somehow also finds time for vintage fabulousness, history and being a mum of 3.]

Mandatory note: I was not born with it, and it’s a bit more than Maybelline. by @theboredmillennial

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7 days ago