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"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨."

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I hope whoever keeps shoving batteries up my voodoo doll's ass never stops by @wherearemyswords

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I don't remember which one of ya'll I told about my optometrist dad telling me that my left eye sight improved. I do remember ya'll saying no, it's impossible. IT HAS ONCE AGAIN IMPROVED. I will have 20/20 vision in a few years. Ya'll were wrong

I think it was the ants I ate as a child

How can I use this gift to join a circus by @wherearemyswords

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Touching grass is not enough. I need to eat it. Juicy. by @wherearemyswords

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I've had so many NDEs, that now I don't believe anything can kill me, that now I have so many NDEs

nants ingonyama bagithi baba by @wherearemyswords

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2 months ago

I go through life without proofreading because I refuse to think twice by @wherearemyswords

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3 months ago

It took me 30 years to learn that the best way to eat crab curry is naked by @wherearemyswords

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3 months ago

born to be 1.9m, forced to be 1.8m by @wherearemyswords

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4 months ago

I am not a gurl, I am The Office S2 E4 by @wherearemyswords

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4 months ago

I don't need to see a therapist because I've already watched Love Is Blind S9 and realized I'm Joe by @wherearemyswords

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5 months ago

I like what I like what I like by @wherearemyswords

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5 months ago

pika pika...bitch by @wherearemyswords

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5 months ago

My pregnancy announcement will just be an IG Story of those aliens from Men In Black. After I email Gianluigi Buffon, Peter Schmeichel, and Lil Wayne for their sperm by @wherearemyswords

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6 months ago