Tilly, Queen of Cattitude

PROOF OF LIFE: OH HEYYYYY, just me with my new handler @annawetherell protecting what's left of my reproductive rights in a retirement home that's more renovation than relaxation - and that was before the Orange Fascist got back in. What's an octogenarian former breeding queen gonna do? Obviously, mothering Provider 3 is for wimps but it is kinda cute when he says, "I love cats."

Like he has a fucking choice.

You can only control the controllables and between consoling Kamala, bollocking Joe Biden, blocking Keir Starmer (because: selling arms and THAT Siberian), and refusing to advise King Charles anymore on the Prince Paedo, sorry Andrew, sorry Archbishop of Canters problem), I have barely had a hot minute to enjoy a brat summer. One can only hope Christmas provides some much needed respite where everyone slings their claws and leaves me to it.

How much fuck do they need to the off?

Love and light to you and yours 😾😘

PS: Jilly Cooper, I am ready and waiting for Rivals 2

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