Lyndon B. Johnson

Now introducing my Presidential cabinet!

I know these people better than they know themselves, and I can assure you they each possess immense talent and integrity. I rely on and trust each of them. Except for you, Bobby. Suck my bunghole, you boat-shoe wearin’ buffoon.

The box office is in my biography. I believe there is a mail-order option. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go piss on a park bench. It’s my prerogative!