Posted On: October 16th 2026, 06:58 pm
peanut butter mud /ˈpiː.nʌt ˌbʌt.ər mʌd/ noun
1. A thick, sticky mud that clings to everything it touches. It turns shoes into concrete blocks and bikes into immovable objects.
2. A known enemy of drivetrains. It clogs up chains and wheels and is nearly impossible to clean off.
Usage: “Had my first peanut butter mud experience this morning.” (Emma Bateup, Cap 10)
Recommended technique: Put your bike on your back and keep walking.
Note: It forms when rain soaks into fine dirt. You’d think it would get better once the rain stops, but as it dries, it only gets stickier.
See also: hike-a-bike, existential crisis, “why are we doing this again?”
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