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Posted On: October 17th 2026, 03:33 am
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LAST DAY TO SIGN UP FOR THE COMP!
Go to @northrimcf to sign up on competition corner
Dear Kevin,
Can you believe the Rock is selling shampoo and conditioner? Craaaazy. The moisturizer, though… That makes total sense, that man is like 110% skin.
But I gotta get something off my chest. On October 24th, our gym North Rim CrossFit is having a competition, and I may have reached out to the Rock before you. But I can explain! It’s not what you think! It’s not because we love him more than you, I just knew it would take him forever to check his DMs (I mean, this is the same guy who took 20 years to buy his mom a house 🤷🏽♀️).
I know you’re different, Kev. If you’re willing to donate some Fabletics gift cards for our prize table, we will be forever in your debt. As a sign of our gratitude, we will personally remove all the “Rocks” in our gym’s backyard and replace them with “Harts” (literally just tiny pictures of your face.)
What do you say Kev?
Go to @northrimcf to sign up on competition corner
Dear Kevin,
Can you believe the Rock is selling shampoo and conditioner? Craaaazy. The moisturizer, though… That makes total sense, that man is like 110% skin.
But I gotta get something off my chest. On October 24th, our gym North Rim CrossFit is having a competition, and I may have reached out to the Rock before you. But I can explain! It’s not what you think! It’s not because we love him more than you, I just knew it would take him forever to check his DMs (I mean, this is the same guy who took 20 years to buy his mom a house 🤷🏽♀️).
I know you’re different, Kev. If you’re willing to donate some Fabletics gift cards for our prize table, we will be forever in your debt. As a sign of our gratitude, we will personally remove all the “Rocks” in our gym’s backyard and replace them with “Harts” (literally just tiny pictures of your face.)
What do you say Kev?
Comments (12)
19 hours agoangelalemoscoaching
@cherishyourmacros Not gonna lie. I’ll be a little sad when this series ends.😢
a day agoeaseful.woman
honestly living for this series👏and impressed by the commitment of the long personalized messages every single day lol
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