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Ever since we were kids, Nana Love told me and my cuz Daejon we’d go far in life. We were her two favs.

The honest-to-God truth: cuz was a MASTER athlete. Bo Jackson before any of us knew a Bo Jackson. Snoop Youth Football League legend: 9 touchdowns in one Snoop Bowl at age 7, MVP trophy handed to him by Uncle Snoop himself. Bowled a 300 in 8th grade. Starting shortstop for Taiwan’s Little League team (don’t ask). Ran ball with Bronny at Sierra Canyon. Daejon averaged 41 a game, Bronny averaged carrying Daejon’s bags. Look it up. If it doesn’t come up, that’s Google, that’s not him.

Nana always said he’d make the Niners. And he did. On Instagram.

Me? Also amazing. Scholarship offers from Jackson State, Yale & Alabama. But alas, my true calling was the arts.

Don’t worry though. Me and cuz won’t be playing together this season (tore something in training, retired early, very brave). Instead I’m running Daejon’s charity for the community, helping young brothers achieve their goals and dreams. We’re currently raising $40 million in our A round. It’s important to give back to the people.

Our financial advisor is 18 and he turned my $300K into $17 million in like 3 years. Trust.

Ladies, please DM me for info on how to pay... sorry, CONTRIBUTE to the cause.

Because a brain is a terrible thing to waste. And you smart people should donate to help these kids, like I did last night at Heidi’s Halloween. Give, people...

Give.