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Matt Armstrong🤖

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Mr. @jennlarmstrong . Lucy’s dad. Bass/height for FIATFV. Honorary Sister. Oppressive noodlings. General shenanigans/snark/smarm. TX➡️IN➡️TX 🎸🎛☕️

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Happy @jennlarmstrong ‘s Birthday Day to those who celebrate (and you all should because she’s the best)!
Thanks for making me a husband and a dad and for being my favorite. I love you so much it’s gross. 😘❤️😘❤️😘 by @thesituationist

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a month ago

Hey @meta - if stuff like this doesn’t violate your community standards, then your community standards are absolute dogshit. by @thesituationist

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The record sets up the tour. The tour sells the record. Matt makes sure both are working together.
If this is the kind of team you’ve been looking for, the link to connect with us is in the bio.

#XPRMNT #MeetTheTeam #CreativeCollective #MusicIndustry
#TEAMSPOTLIGHT by @thesituationist

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Sad to hear of the passing of @andycomplains . Such a sweet and funny guy, and an absolute riff machine. RIP by @thesituationist

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a month ago

Long live the Queen.🖤 by @thesituationist

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2 months ago

‘There are only about five good shuffles, and @zztop has at least 3 of them.’-Steve Albini RIP to one of the greats. by @thesituationist

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2 months ago

How I’d like to think my family and neighbors feel about my infernal noodlings… by @thesituationist

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2 months ago

I’m only about halfway through this much darker version of Short Circuit. So far, my big takeaway is that if you’re going to have a weird sex-and-beer party in the furniture store (🤨) at a mall that has malfunctioning security robots (🤖 🔪 ), you should make sure that said mall has a sporting goods store with machine guns in it. #ThisMovieSmellsLikeCocaine by @thesituationist

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3 months ago

Proof of life! by @thesituationist

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3 months ago

Potential new series: Totally Unhinged Serving Suggestions.
Horseradish sauce? Well, obviously you wanna take two big pieces of root, put those sonsabitches on a leaf, and then serve that next to bowl of the grated stuff and put parsley on top of that.
Southwest hot mustard is easier. Just tie 3 peppers together with twine. Duh.

Remember, these are just suggestions. 🧐 by @thesituationist

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4 months ago

Hey! We’re moving to Texas. ❤️🤠💙 After 50 combined years (whoa) of calling Bloomington our home, we’ll be saying goodbye and relocating to Denton, Texas at the end of the month.

While there will be much (and many people!) to miss, we’re really looking forward to being closer to our family and friends in North Texas. We’re ready for this next big adventure! taken in Denton, Texas by @thesituationist

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Check it! Bad Ass pics of the Sisters in action taken by @bevrock at @tveyenyc. Cheers til next time! 🤘🏼🤘🏼 taken in TV Eye NYC by @thesituationist

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