Posted On: October 9th 2026, 05:24 pm
COVER REVEAL. 🥛🧟
Here it is. THE MILKS. A British zombie horror-comedy, set in stunning… Stevenage.
Out HALLOWEEN 2026.
You know that conversation down the pub where everyone reckons they’d survive the zombie apocalypse? Tom Nowak has had it. He’s explained the whole thing. Probably more than once.
Unfortunately, his mates were listening.
Now they’ve followed his drunken survival plan and he has to cross ten miles of Stevenage to find them. He’s twenty-nine, hungover and still needs his mum to make him a fry-up. He barely left the house when people weren’t trying to eat him.
And these zombies are learning. They leak white fluid from every orifice, mimic his laugh and repeat his mum’s screams.
He calls them The Milks.
Shaun of the Dead meets The Girl with All the Gifts—except our protagonist has none.
Swipe for the blurb and a few zombie tropes Tom thinks he understands. Add it to your TBR if you’re here for:
🍺 Big talk in the pub, then having to back it up
🥛 The dead getting cleverer while you’re still hungover
🔨 Finding out how much those films actually taught you
🇬🇧 Grief, growing up and trying to get across Stevenage
Thank you to Andrew at Author Elevator for the cover. The milk bottle has had a terrible day.
It took the end of the world for Tom to start living. And it might just be the death of him.
HALLOWEEN 2026. 🎃
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